✨⚔︎ jj ⚔︎💫

woman of constant struggles / graphic designer

[✨⚔︎ jj ⚔︎💫 @playswellwpizza]

Alexa, play “Hakuna Matata” at my funeral.

[✨⚔︎ jj ⚔︎💫 @playswellwpizza]

Don’t tell my boss that he’d get more work out of me if I worked from home.

[✨⚔︎ jj ⚔︎💫 @playswellwpizza]

I put in an inquiry about the 3-legged cat up for adoption. We’re leaving it in fate’s hands now!

[✨⚔︎ jj ⚔︎💫 @playswellwpizza]

Don’t forget to unseason your feet before getting into bed.

[N @dearvotion]

Jean Paul Gaultier and his cunty corseted Christmas tree.

[✨⚔︎ jj ⚔︎💫 @playswellwpizza]

People like my bf’s sister are allowed to vote and I’m afraid there are more people like her than of him :/

[✨⚔︎ jj ⚔︎💫 @playswellwpizza]

@stunninbrina Does the fuggin igloo dress ROLL UP??

[argumentative antithetical dream girl @dvrcys]

gay teenagers with their favorite english teacher

[✨⚔︎ jj ⚔︎💫 @playswellwpizza]

A business will be a regular client and every issue they will send the wrong sized file for their ads 🫠

[✨⚔︎ jj ⚔︎💫 @playswellwpizza]

I wish I had the same confidence as the men in the office who take a shit in the shared bathroom.

[✨⚔︎ jj ⚔︎💫 @playswellwpizza]

I have my framed degrees I spent thousands on in the box of stuff from my desk at mendards from two years ago.

[✨⚔︎ jj ⚔︎💫 @playswellwpizza]

I have to make a single business call today and its taken me several hours to mentally prepare for it.

[✨⚔︎ jj ⚔︎💫 @playswellwpizza]

Life’s been OUT OF THIS 🌎🌍🌏!!

[✨⚔︎ jj ⚔︎💫 @playswellwpizza]

Can we have book club where a few people read a book if they want and then the other people just come to get a summary of said book and then have people discuss it around them.

[cory @coolmathgame_]

doctor: do you smoke or drink

me: yes

doctor: ok

me: are u mad at me

[rhaenyra targaryen's lawyer @Targ_Nation]

"we won't even remember what started the war" yes we will, it's misogyny. they've been telling rhaenyra forever that when she becomes queen the realm would tear itself apart. it was gonna happen regardless of what she did. that's the entire point of the story.

[✨⚔︎ jj ⚔︎💫 @playswellwpizza]

Didn’t even get asked, they just started scheduling training days for me 😂

[✨⚔︎ jj ⚔︎💫 @playswellwpizza]

Somehow I ended up being a supervisor at my weekend cafe job after only working there for like 2 months.

[✨⚔︎ jj ⚔︎💫 @playswellwpizza]

I am so torn between staying in EC forever or moving back to Appleton to be closer to my family 😭😭😭

[✨⚔︎ jj ⚔︎💫 @playswellwpizza]

When your friends repost your Instagram story >>>>