Patrick Layton

[Hunter Biden @HunterBiden]

I am officially nominating Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) for the Nobel Peace Prize.

No President in History has ended the same war so many times.

Our Dear Leader has ended the war with Iran at least 38 times by CNN’s count.

No President has ever done this before.

And he is nowhere near finished ending it.

It’s a record worthy of the Nobel committee’s recognition. Thank you for your attention to this matter!

[Maine @TheMaineWonk]

MAGA: Obama’s Iran Deal was TREASON.

MAGA when Trump surrenders, gives control of Hormuz to Iran and China, unfreezes BILLIONS in assets, lifts the blockade and lets Iran keep its enriched Uranium:

[Patrick Layton @playton325]

@NatalieEgenolf "Courier New" font, size 12, was a cheat code... 😂

[ABC News @ABC]

Grocery prices in the U.S. soared faster in April than any month in nearly four years, driving up the cost of everything from frankfurters to tomatoes to cupcakes, according to government data. https://t.co/Txg9D5599q

[Aaron Rupar @atrupar]

Trump: "President Xi said America is a nation in decline. And I said, 'You're right.'"

[Donald Trump Jr. @DonaldJTrumpJr]

Remember when they said Trump would get us into a full-blown war with Iran?

Times like these should make us all realize how lucky we were to have Trump, his strength and his resolve.

[Patrick Layton @playton325]

@WorldWideWob We stink. I remain a glutton for punishment and, also, we stink!

[Elika Sadeghi @elikasadeghi]

The only valid cognitive test at this point is whether or not you voted for this man and if you’re ashamed of it if you did

[(((Harry Enten))) @ForecasterEnten]

Trump's numbers on inflation aren't just the worst for him ever. They're the worst I've seen for any president. They're worse than Biden's worst & worse than Carter's pre-1980 election.

On the cost of living, just 9% of indies & 39% (!) of the GOP say we're on the right track.

[Patrick Layton @playton325]

@NatalieEgenolf Cherry Float Coke Zero is also 🤌

[speedofart @suntzu5BC]

@owenjonesjourno

[TheHillOpinion @TheHillOpinion]

Trump’s gone too far: Invoke the 25th Amendment, before it’s too late https://t.co/I7Am9VekZa

[Bad Fox Graphics @BadFoxGraphics]

📺FAKE FOX NEWS: In shocking example of MAGA propaganda, @foxandfriends Weekend replaces footage of Trump's attendance at Dover AFB dignified transfer yesterday with video clip of Trump attending similar transfer on December 17, 2025 — all because he wore a baseball cap yesterday

[Moe Davis (U.S. Air Force, Retired) @ColMoeDavis]

Firing Kristi Noem and replacing her with Markwayne Mullins is like shitting your pants and running home to change your shirt.

[Jim Acosta @Acosta]

Stocking these Pentagon briefings with MAGA ringers is an absolute disgrace. This is what state TV looks like.

[LateNighter @latenightercom]

SNL's Colin Jost on Iran: "This attack might be a bad idea, I don't know. I'm not really an expert on Iran. So let's hear from someone who can explain why we might have done it."

[Jay Black @jayblackisfunny]

A collection of the dumbest dudes you knew from high school felt emasculated when a black man got elected president, so, to compensate, we now have a semi-sentient pig’s stomach in a red hat starting an illegal war to distract the country from all the sex crimes he committed.

[Patrick Layton @playton325]

MAGA ain't got time to be outraged over their President being an outwardly racist pig and overall piece of shit, they gotta save their outrage for Spanish lyrics at the Superbowl half-time show.
Priorities, people!

[JD Vance @JDVance]

Remember when we learned that our wealthiest and most powerful people were connected to a guy who ran a literal child sex trafficking ring? And then that guy died mysteriously in a jail? And now we just don't talk about it.

[Stephen King @StephenKing]

ICE is the American Gestapo.