Preston S. Hale

[Preston S. Hale @plazmacow]

Too much exposition, not enough explosition

[Preston S. Hale @plazmacow]

@JeffProvine Majestic as a King/Queen/etc...

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Can you say you destroyed a hot tub with a sledgehammer? This asshole can say just that!

[Preston S. Hale @plazmacow]

Ron Perlman is Conan's dad! Why did I never watch this movie before? Oh, that's right, because its awful.

[Preston S. Hale @plazmacow]

@RachelShadoan Time to Live. Its how long your computer or recursive DNS server will cache a request from an Authoritative DNS server.

[Preston S. Hale @plazmacow]

@RachelShadoan did you increase the serial number on your zone file? Also, what's the TTL set to? Usually takes 24 hrs to propagate

[Preston S. Hale @plazmacow]

Nobody told me that meat scientist was a valid career choice. Talk about a failure to make an informed decision.

[Preston S. Hale @plazmacow]

@NoahGarfinkel "Lure, Purr, thank you sir?"

[Preston S. Hale @plazmacow]

I wonder if they'll let me live tweet this root canal.

[Preston S. Hale @plazmacow]

@Jan_ica "See the world through the eyes of a drunk"

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Thats it. I'm going swimming. Anyone interested?

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Stupid Vulcans, unfeeling psychopaths the lot of them!

[Preston S. Hale @plazmacow]

No WAY! Its snowing outside?! Yeyaaa... Oh... that's dandruff... I disgust me.

[Preston S. Hale @plazmacow]

"Now, if I wear the same thing for the last 3 days it only means I trust you not to judge me."

[Preston S. Hale @plazmacow]

Wait, what did you say? Stephen Siegel is a cop IRL! I want to commit crimes now, just so he will knee me in the face.

[Preston S. Hale @plazmacow]

Nickelodeon could get more viewers during the 1-6am block if they play shows that sad men grew up on... g2g, Gullah Gullah Island is on!

[Preston S. Hale @plazmacow]

I just decided I dislike words such as very and really. If you tell me something like, "Im so much.. fah fah."I wil punch you in the throat.

[Preston S. Hale @plazmacow]

Some people are annoyed by someone who is patronizing them, like it's a bad thing. I would love to have a patron or two.

[Preston S. Hale @plazmacow]

Why is it that whenever I listen to techno it rains? You all will bow before my lightning fist.

[Preston S. Hale @plazmacow]

http://yfrog.com/3o8cfj - whow im standing next to the original Xwing and r2d2.