In what may be one of my final tweets before I ditch this site, can I just say to Tom and Helen, fuck off with your Borsetshire blue vein, and when you get there, fuck off a bit more, you boring, sanctimonious, arseholes. #TheArchers
@TheCiderShedPod Are you going to Ambridge Fair,
Ferrets caged, not planned in time,
Freddie on decks and Chelsea on hair,
Jim’s forgotten - he’s on the white wine
#TheArchers