Oh, look at the hog
with the wig of old hay,
snorting up lies
like itโs breakfast buffet.
With a grunt and a wheeze
and a smug little sneer,
he oinks out his bullshit
for all cultcakes to hear.
โIโm rich! Iโm so smart!
Iโm the best! Iโm the king!โ
Meanwhile he screws up
each goddamn thing.
He wallows in filth,
he rolls in his slop,
then blames every mess
on the folks at the shop.
He huffs and he puffs
through his jowls full of grease,
then calls it โgreat leadership,โ
law, order, and peace.
But the hog is a fraud,
a loud orange ham,
with the morals of mold
and the brains of canned spam.
He squeals about freedom,
he squeals about crime,
while stuffing his pockets
again and each time.
So here is the truth,
plain, simple, and blunt:
you can dress up a pig,
but itโs still Donald Trump.
So yesterday Donald Trump posted a video of him crashing Stephen Colbert's final show, and literally throwing him in the garbage, and of course, I had to FIX it.