Pickles

Made-for-TV movie extra, probably.

[Pickles @plee_mcc]

The doc said the babies would wake every couple hours throughout the night to eat something and I was like finally, someone who gets me.

[Analog Devices, Inc. @ADI_News]

Thanks for the shout-out, @jimmyfallon! We're thrilled to be helping to connect the world tonight and supporting the healthcare workers on the front lines by partnering with @glblctzn. #TogetherAtHome

[Analog Devices, Inc. @ADI_News]

It's that time again. Chronicler @davekruh is back on #EngineerZone with another slice of Boston lore. In this week's blog — the story of Boston's Back Bay: The Original Big Dig. https://t.co/cVBuUpwCaw

[Patches @mostly_cheese]

My wife and kids are away so it’s just me in the house and I was just awoken at 1:45 a.m. by the Alexa in the other room saying, “Sorry, I didn’t catch that.”

[Analog Devices, Inc. @ADI_News]

This is the future #robotics #engineers want. 📹credit to @B_LEAGUE. CC: @FRCTeams #omgrobots

[Pickles @plee_mcc]

@hulu_support

[Pickles @plee_mcc]

@hulu trying to take advantage of your cyber Monday deal and the site is unreachable. Can I DM with someone?

[Pickles @plee_mcc]

@hulu trying to take advantage of your cyber Monday deal and the site is unreachable. Can I DM with someone?

[Patches @mostly_cheese]

Sorry I'm an hour late, I had to put jackets on two three-year-olds.

[Pickles @plee_mcc]

3-year-old: Daddy, Timmy said there's a monster in my room and if I get out of bed at night it'll eat me.

Me: Come here, buddy. *sits him on my knee* Timmy's absolutely right.

[Pickles @plee_mcc]

It’s weird that you can just have three kids and no one even tries to stop you.

[Analog Devices, Inc. @ADI_News]

ADI is proud to place second on the list of Top-Rated Workplaces: Best in Boston! With strong team culture & dynamic work environment, employees at ADI have great #JobSatisfaction. #TopRatedIndeed @indeed https://t.co/drCRdyeZ25

[JOHNNY KAUFMAN @pdxjohnny99]

1998 ME: What’s the future like?

2018 ME: Murphy Brown and Magnum P.I. are back on TV.

1998 ME: Dear fucking God.

2018 ME: No. That's the good news.

[Pickles @plee_mcc]

Me: Loading the dishwasher takes 15 minutes

Toddlers: It’ll take you three hours, punk, and not a minute less

[Abbie @AbbieEvansXO]

[Old west saloon owner]: make it so the floorboards don’t creak when regular patrons walk in but do creak when a mysterious stranger walks in

Carpenter: …what

[Pickles @plee_mcc]

Wow. @davekruh that was unreal.

[Pickles @plee_mcc]

If you tell a parent of toddlers that you’re coming over in 30 minutes and then show up in 25 you should go to jail.

[Linda Kincaid @LindaVKincaid]

Interesting takeaways from "Deep Tech" Event at #AnalogGarage @ADI_news https://t.co/fKdH0jzklb

[Seamus McKracken 🦑 🎸 @seamusmckracken]

I AM HOMESICK, PLEASE SEND ME PICTURES OF BOSTON TONIGHT!!!

[dire wolf @ADDiane]

Me being born.

[Merriam-Webster @MerriamWebster]

'Callosity'
literal - abnormal hardness of skin
figurative - lack of feeling or capacity for emotion
https://t.co/JW0HyEsL7x