Cody Michalenko

shoot to thrill

[Cody Michalenko @plentyoflulz]

So there’s finally a team that’s hated more than the @Patriots? #Warriors #boogiecousins

[Randalltime @RandallTime]

If the Cleveland Cavaliers win the 2018 NBA finals I’ll buy everyone who retweet’s this a jersey...

[Rob Gucci @heatdaddy69420]

Ovechkin flicks the most perfect pancake stack papa John sauce from the backhand right on Kuznetsov’s tape and nobody says anything. Are you fucking kidding? That was Pizza Hut salad bar disgusting. Good finish to but my god that pass just split my sack wide open. Jesus.

[Cody Michalenko @plentyoflulz]

@PGATOUR @THEPLAYERSChamp can we actually make this happen?

[Cody Michalenko @plentyoflulz]

@NHLPA @NHLBlackhawks #ScottFoster4vezina

[Cody Michalenko @plentyoflulz]

@CurlingCanada @TimHortons @BradGushue @MarkNichols_NL @bpgallant @dennineufeld @mcewencurling @TeamGushue What about an all brier fifth? #fifthslivesmatter

[Cody Michalenko @plentyoflulz]

@BarstoolNate

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@Fuzzy17 Pffft the oilers don't have their lottery lucky rabbit foot @hallsy09 anymore...

[Cody Michalenko @plentyoflulz]

In court following getting caught:
Judge: you are being charged with indecent exposure how do you plead?
Man: I'd like to call my girlfriend to the stand, she said it was decent... #WasteManagementOpen #golf #pheonixopenstreaker #PGA https://t.co/6D0fA3tVre

[Tim and Friends @timandfriends]

BEST. STREAKER. EVER.

[Cody Michalenko @plentyoflulz]

Alright everyone in twitter land, thanks to that guy who asked @geniebouchard out at the #superbowl last year and landed it. Please ask your celebrity date out before kickoff for optimum chance and opportunity #shootersshoot

[Cody Michalenko @plentyoflulz]

Oh wow, @RickieFowler a par really...

[Cody Michalenko @plentyoflulz]

Kris russel and tj Brodie used to be linemates... coincidence...I think not #HNIC ##EDMvsCGY

[Cody Michalenko @plentyoflulz]

@Fuzzy17

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@Fuzzy17 @Fuzzy17 jesse pujijujiujiujAHLarvi

[Cody Michalenko @plentyoflulz]

Leon drai-streak-with-his-teammates-sisters-sitl #HNIC #BattleOfAlberta #CGYvsEDM #flames #Oilers

[Cody Michalenko @plentyoflulz]

Tom brady is 6/9 with 69 yards... nice... real nice... @RobGronkowski #PatsNation #NEvsATL #SNF

[Cody Michalenko @plentyoflulz]

@blakegriffin32 what does your screen saver look like?

[Cody Michalenko @plentyoflulz]

#flamespenalties Canucks fans dressing as chairs

[Cody Michalenko @plentyoflulz]

#flamespenalties having someone to old on the ice

[Cody Michalenko @plentyoflulz]

#flamespenalties forgetting to set their clocks back an hour due to changing time zones