Fancy Unicorn

If there's no magic how come when you burp up watermelon it tastes like cucumber? | call me any pronoun, no big deal

[Fancy Unicorn @plfrederick]

When you come in second place that’s the won that got away.

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@SarahjevsEvans Happened to me once. Stuck with it for 10+ years. Nowadays I walk in and demand: “What’s your softest most squishy mattress?” and that’s how I finally got a good one.

[Fancy Unicorn @plfrederick]

@SarahjevsEvans Howard sees the sea

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@fakehistoryhunt Wow! I read this like 3 frames of an animation (top down, 1 2 3)

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@sarahhuntantiq @SarahjevsEvans Growing up we had a black barn kitten with green eyes named Alice. As Alice grew it slowly became clear, and we changed Alice to Alan. The other barn animal residents had been calling him Alan from the start.

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@gunsnrosesgirl3 Anyone tasted one of these? Curious what the flavor is, how it compares to more generic banana types

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@engineers_feed Anything taupe

[Fake History Hunter @fakehistoryhunt]

This cartoon can be used to describe quite a few moments in history.

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@qikipedia Early texting 😂 Funny how immediately readable it is!

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@SarahjevsEvans Oh my, Sarah, I am so so sorry. Flash gave so much joy to the world, as you did and continue to do. Our beloved animals never stay long enough for any of us. Than you for sharing him with us 💕

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@qikipedia All by like 30 people 😂

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@ProofreadJulia Editing your own work is kinda like being your own doctor. It’s doable. But….

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@SarahjevsEvans He looks like he’s SO over me 😂😂
Absolutely perfect 💕

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@gunsnrosesgirl3 Long. It’s long.

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@MokusSusue Beautifully put. Especially love #5 for “Your family tree has more stars than you think.” 💕

[Fancy Unicorn @plfrederick]

@FightferP Ooh looks a big tic tac 🛸🏆

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@SarahjevsEvans Did you shove the sofa against that flap? Cuz, Flash power.

The floof of fur exploding from the bandage omg 😂😂😂😂

[Fancy Unicorn @plfrederick]

@DragonflyHypno @SarahjevsEvans 😂😂🏆

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@gunsnrosesgirl3 Sorry but I do not trust any chart or data behind said chart made by a human where humans rate the most best of all creatures 🤨😂

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@SarahjevsEvans @YouTube I subscribed! Barry’s vids feature both teefs and breffs. These are important to me! 😂🤣😂💕

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@engineers_feed Ooh ooh! I know this one. The answer came to me immediately: No. 😂