robusta deez nuts

likely thinking about alternative forms of transportation and coffee

[pris @pwiscila]

Can’t hang out today. It’s my friend Snoopy’s birthday. Yeah the beagle

[q @quinnproquo]

When two gay guys hang out so much their quarterly PrEP checkups and STI panels start syncing

[robusta deez nuts @plnxdn]

this is literally me to the t

[sarah @tradepartty]

Date idea you take me to Olive Garden and I eat five bowls of soup and get so full that I have to lay down when we get home and when you try and get frisky I slap your hand away because I’m bloated and ask you to rub my back instead

[robusta deez nuts @plnxdn]

send positive vibes the next few days pls
maybe dog pics
or dick pics

[woah nicky @NickEggplant]

fuck a shower beer. it’s shower gyoza time

[Spokane Indians @spokaneindians]

"i asked chatgpt" "i asked grok" well I asked Ribby and he said bloop blup blub. #GoSpo

[🅱️askerville @WB_Baskerville]

When I find myself in times of trouble
Mother Mary comes to me
Speaking words of wisdom
“Frociaggine”

[eden @efored3n]

a twink without his tote bag is like an angel without its wings

[Charlie @barbourtwat]

Pope Francis on meeting JD Vance:

[Maxxxine @yeehawrush]

Many of you accepted being gay but seldom few of you embraced being queer and that’s why you treat top and bottom like a gender binary

[JUDE RAW @raw_jude]

doing coke off these

[comet @cometzv]

the cl!t on the cinnamon roll be so good 😩

[indi @indagho]

taco bell doesn’t hurt my stomach bc it knows i approach it with pure intentions and a positive spirit

[robusta deez nuts @plnxdn]

men

[robusta deez nuts @plnxdn]

meanwhile you’re too scared to post a photo with no 2012 era instagram filter

[tails !! ( miku's sister ) @agenitty_]

me trying not to glaze my oomfs

[robusta deez nuts @plnxdn]

i feel so seen

[Linguistic Society of America @LingSocAm]

The @americandialect Word of the Year: RAWDOG

To rawdog: taking on life without the usual protection, preparation, or comfort. Whether it’s diving into a challenge unprepared or skipping the safety net, rawdogging is about embracing risk, stone-cold sobriety, and rolling with it. #WordoftheYear #LSA2025

[Anna-Laura @annalaura_art]

u by my side 🩵