Teoc Ek Mechanes

#FreePalestine

[Aaron Rupar @atrupar]

Trump: "They came in and they said, 'affordability.' They made up the word."

[Teoc Ek Mechanes @plowablewheat]

Wow.

[Acyn @Acyn]

Trump to farmers: You have a nice safe beautiful life. Your life is much better than my life. Your ear wasn’t pierced. You didn’t get pierced.

[James Tate @JamesTate121]

I have a son with T21 and you voted to cut his food aid and school services. Rot in hell you imp of the house.

[Thomas Massie @RepThomasMassie]

I will deliver this speech Monday at approximately noon. I’m honored to report that some survivors have already indicated they will attend as my guests in the gallery. If you’re a survivor and would like to attend, please contact my office, or talk with leaders in your group.

[Teoc Ek Mechanes @plowablewheat]

@Acyn @MeidasTouch They're monitoring all the posts about him not speaking earlier this morning. Lmao.

[Acyn @Acyn]

Trump: The situation with Iran seems to be going quite well. Thank you.

Reporter: When is the last time you had discussions?

Trump:

[Teoc Ek Mechanes @plowablewheat]

@FBIDirectorKash @FBI_Response

[ManOfStealth @stealth_mann]

@FBIDirectorKash @FBI_Response Maybe do some stuff we actually care about. If you're confused on what that might be, check @realDonaldTrump campaign promises.

[Teoc Ek Mechanes @plowablewheat]

@WhiteHouse

[Muh Proxy @MuhProxy]

@WhiteHouse It's easy to fill a swamp, just look at your administration! Let's see how the repairs hold up over the next few years.

[Chicken Magnus, Poultry Crusader. @ChickenMagnus]

@WhiteHouse Sir can the reflection help lower gas and food prices?

[Rando Calrissian @K_the_2nd]

@WhiteHouse Nobody gives a shit about the reflecting pool. And you look ridiculous trying to make a dementia fixation seem cool.

[Jamie Bonkiewicz @JamieBonkiewicz]

@WhiteHouse Why is there a pedophile in the reflecting pool?

[Mason @masonisonx]

@WhiteHouse It’s always looked this way.

[The Lincoln Project @ProjectLincoln]

@WhiteHouse Americans are still dealing with inflation, unaffordable cost of living and a war you guys started. And you renovated a pool. Great job.

[Teoc Ek Mechanes @plowablewheat]

That's just the way it is, peasants.

[Aaron Rupar @atrupar]

Q: The NBA Finals game you're going to, the cheapest ticket price is $8,000. Everyday Americans can't afford these sporting events.

TRUMP: You can watch it on TV. It's sort of semi-free to watch it on TV. That's the way life goes.

[Teoc Ek Mechanes @plowablewheat]

This playing dumb shtick is so old.

[PatriotTakes 🇺🇸 @patriottakes]

Katie Miller: “You don’t think it’s a problem that no one’s ever found tapes?”

Todd Blanche: “What tapes?

Miller: “This is mind blowing for me. For sure [Jeffrey Epstein] blackmailed.”

Blanche: “How do you know that?”

Miller: “Because other people who have seen cameras have said this.”

Blanche: “Who? I’m not aware of that. Like if you know something I don’t know, I would love to learn from you. Who said that?”

[Matt Gaetz @mattgaetz]

He has almost all of them.

[Dexerto @Dexerto]

Scientists have used yeast found on a 5,300-year-old mummy to bake "very good" sourdough bread

The yeast was recovered from Ötzi the Iceman, and they believe it could be used to make beer next

[xlr8harder @xlr8harder]

are you telling me we made it to 2026 before someone was like "hey what happens if we give the magic mushrooms to people with alzheimer's"