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You're either with us or against us

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His hair looks like that bush outside my house man

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Make sure to come out to our home soccer game against Rancho Mirage! ⚽️ game will start @ 5 #ThisIsTheYear

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Freshman pussy boys at DM claiming they're related to el chapo

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Seems accurate...

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CIF Champions this year? I think so! ⚽️ #Rams https://t.co/MOy6469oWR

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So I was excited or pizza today and as I open the box, this comes up. WHAT IS THIIIIS???

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I guess the school went Black Friday shopping as well....

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The face you make when they ask if you have gum in school

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Face be looking like he got his butt hole fingered

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Good luck to our volleyball team as they face some shit school. Game will be at 7, CIF game. It better be packed! Go Rams! 🏐

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This has to be the biggest friend zone in the Desert Mirage history #FriendZoned

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Desert Mirage & Coachella Valley with that big W! ❤️💛 it's that CVUSD takeover 🏈

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Half time score: Rams 16 Big Bear 13 🏈 Lets Go Rams! ❤️

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Fuck them ghetto ass Rajonas!

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Let's get it CV 💛💚

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#DMprobs

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Today's highs are going be in the 70's ☀️ Winter is almost here ❄️

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When he plays with your butthole in class

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This is the type of shit that freshman bring to our campus. Everyone should jump these niggas tomorrow #ashamed