Warrior Jesus

Professional human. Fear is the mind-killer

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@QuikTrip I need a manager to talk to the girl who made my sub. Her boyfriend is lying to her.

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@VerizonNews Lol "some customers". Sounds like you owe "some customers" a credit to their accounts.

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The Doctor would have loved The Magic School Bus. #DoctorWho

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Strange hearing the mainstream media refer to Jeffrey Epstein as a "disgraced financier".

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@npr it's time for @EchoesRadio. Can y'all stfu already?

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@VP Let me get this straight...we arm and fund Israel...Israel attacks Lebanon...so we send money and humanitarian aid to Lebanon? Hurricane Helene just destroyed a chunk of Appalachia (which we are still recovering from). Get your priorities straight, you soulless whore.

[Concerned Citizen @BGatesIsaPyscho]

The World just changed again.

Buckle up.

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"Human beings have to believe in little things without hard evidence, like Santa Claus and swords made of stars. They have to so they can believe in the big things without evidence, like justice and hope." - Terry Pratchett

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@SenatorCardin What, in the deep fried fuck, is a "high-ammo stock"?

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Forth, Eorlingas!

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Never underestimate your opponent. Never underestimate yourself.

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Thoughts and prayers to all of my English friends going through a tea shortage.

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@Timcast @Lisaelizabeth He's in the Ohio area, but @VTHistory25 is very well versed on the matter.

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@whitneyalex I accidentally hit "Yes".

[Dune Quotes @DuneQuoteBot]

Do not depend only on theory if your life is at stake.

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@paigeosityart

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@paigeosityart

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Someone in Hollywood needs to make a high-octane action comedy Wuxia Christmas film. Like Big Trouble in Little China meets The Expendables meets Fast and the Furious, and they have to go save Santa (who is also a Kung Fu master).

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#RIPJDF

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Stop everything you're doing, and post a GIF of an anime you really like.

[DanikaXIX @DanikaXIX]

Stop everything you’re doing and post a gif of an anime you really like