damon

missed the toilet, need more aim lab

[Pearl 🍉 @pearl_ow3]

need my pussy ate but i have this stupid ass penis

[Tony Chau @SaskioLoL]

"men used to go to war"

okay?

i don't like war. i like abgs and playing vayne

[MoshiMoshiMoan @MoshiMoshiMoan]

It's 2029
You just bought a PS6
It cost 1200 dollars
All games are digital
They each cost 80 dollars
You have 4 in your library
Yesterday it was 5 but Sony removed one
They offered no refund, its just gone
You'd strangle yourself with the controller cord but its wireless

[No Arm Whatley @WhatleyLeague]

Best way to sort this out?

All the cancelled pedophiles from League streaming are placed into a 1v1, single elimination boxing tournament.

Winner gets a one time pardon for all their crimes, and monitored to prevent re-offending.

Call it the Groomer Gauntlet.

I'd tune in.

[Mia @boygrrI]

my shooters like snails move slow but slime regardless

[JUUL Pod Psyops @JuulPsyops]

@pritheesmile4me long time beater first time caller

[Connoisseur of gay erotica @pritheesmile4me]

Is it okay to compliment nsfw artists with "I've been jerking off to your art since I was like 10 years old" or is it weird

[yonepatchi✨ 🔜 Worlds 🌏 @Yonepatchi]

Boyfriend announced he was gonna poop by saying he was gonna use Muddy Water :/

[sono✖️🌗 @sosonosonosono]

porn artists saying "this spicy drawing is too much for twitter please go to my patreon 🥺" like i didn't just see a chinese steel worker get his skull crushed by a hydraulic press on my TL

[🗿AFRA🗿 @ULT_AFRA]

A lot of niggas seen their first titty on GTA5 so niggas are gonna dick ride rockstar into the sunset

[Rosco Graves 🕹🩻 FIRST STAGE PRODUCTION EN @rosco_graves]

japan vs brazil in the world cup

whoever wins keeps hatsune miku

[Shiki 🍊 @lunxtichai]

that's my 2x Overwatch League Champion World Cup Champion Stage 2 Champion May Melee Champion Countdown a cup Champion Role Star 2x All Star All Star Winner MVP Candidate MVP Runner Up

[tati 🕷️💋 natasha romanov shady comebacks @avocadopillz]

my tongue finding a home inside her asshole

[Abyss (follow for bangers) @Abyss_ix]

🚨 | According to studies, Gen Z is more excited about watching Faker at MSI than having sex

[Nathan Idot @nathanidot]

this ain’t ben & jerry’s this is net & yahu’s

[damon @plstakeheraway]

oh, nurse erin who took care of me my first day in the outpatient floor. my heart yearns for you, it was love at first sight LMFAOOOO

[mike ☭ 🇵🇸🔻 @__mike91]

now you know why governments around the world are trying to bring in digital id and social media bans.

[TONY @TonyMichaelX]

This is like the KKK telling black people not to use the N word