Jack Platten

So long, and thanks for all the fish. @[email protected]

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@OtsegoCommish @nickcarrscouts Without being too weird about it, I know the exact neighborhood this is, and it's definitely not old enough for horse drawn carriages. Cough cough Rancho.

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@ArtemR probably very similar to Air NZ's Skycouch https://t.co/1TVPRC5WYZ

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@WalterBestBoy please take care of yourself Lauren. cat twitter will be here when you're ready❤️

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@WalterBestBoy Hello Lauren and bonkers and lentil, any chance you could make an instagram (or even a bluesky)? Trying to minimize my x usage but I need my lentil updates 🥹

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@feederofcats the surgeon: "i need your balls, your leg, and your motorcycle"

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@ArtemR The call history only shows calls you placed. For various telephony reasons (call centers, etc) caller ID is basically just a "trust me bro". This is the problem stir/shaken solves

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@conorandkanohi @feederofcats “I’d just like to interject for a moment: what you’re referring to as Feather Toy is actually String/Feather Toy, or what I’ve been calling String plus Feather toy…”

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@xgigglypuff librarian / giggly arc when?

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@wongmjane inspired by my omg dot lol profile page, but built in astro and a very heavily modified/rebuilt astro-paper theme https://t.co/Ws2NtK2pmp

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@acatnamedteddy i thought tendy said milo is dumb etc

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@brantley_powers @feederofcats I think Haley said she might need more ortho surgery once she’s a little more full grown 🥹

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@Mungbeanster chanting pounding the table: shark bed shark bed shark bed shark bed

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@feederofcats @fletc117 is Jello catching up or is she still delayed?

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@feederofcats Him and bitty are gonna cause so much tripod trouble it’s not even funny

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@Kinsella_Finn @kittensnotkids @feederofcats Also even if I wasn’t sure, that white kitten has the same self satisfied look 😂

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@kittensnotkids @Kinsella_Finn @feederofcats I think this is the mom

https://t.co/fNEHruoQpX

[Friends of Bear Cat Rescue @feederofcats]

guess who decided to GIVE BIRTH shortly after arriving at the vet for her enucleation this morning.......k girl

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@acatnamedteddy my order was canceled, tendy nation this is unacceptable

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@acatnamedteddy Purchase alert for Tendy Nation: just purchased the remaining 14 at Pet Supplies Plus Camarillo California

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@boyar_dad @CasSleepy how long before beefy / marvin get a "librarian pull up that account" reference

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@feederofcats @stepanhajek_ her chipper attitude is the thing that's broken my heart the most 🥹🥹

legs broken, jaw broken? no problem i'm still gonna purr and ask for pets