Margaret Newman

Fear kills more dreams than failure ever will.I follow back

[Margaret Newman @plugarevserapi1]

The sentence The quick brown fox jumps over the lazy dog, uses every letter in the alphabet.

[Judith Rosario @1976Spiryakova]

Girlfriends are like credit cards, you can't get one unless you already have one.

[Sadie Lugo @94Sukhotskaya]

Haters are like crickets. Crickets make a lot of noise, you hear it but you can't see them. Then right when you walk by them, they're quiet.

[Della Irvin @MissPodkopay]

It's a good thing I have a wife, otherwise I'd never know when I was wrong.

[Margaret Newman @plugarevserapi1]

The saddest love is to love someone, to know that they still want you, but the circumstances don't let you have them.

[Janet Irvin @1994_sarat]

Fellas: If a girl can put up with you through your worst days, and still stick with you and your mistakes, then you shouldn't let her go.

[Margaret Newman @plugarevserapi1]

Some people are like clouds. When they disappear, it's a brighter day....

[Judith Hurst @lsuer1]

STD free, NO kids. Life's GREAT !

[Leslie Jones @LamaykinsUs]

A recent study shows that 90% of women don't like men in pink shirts. Ironically, 90% of men in pink shirts don't like women.

[Beth Davis @2zZapadnova94]

Dear Job Application, if this is an entry level position, how am I supposed to have previous experience...

[Juanita Murphy @tozaviFi]

wish my summer vacation was as long as Phineas & Ferb's.

[Judith Snow @khotyantsev]

On the other hand... You have different fingers.

[Kristen Clancy @1991Bokk]

Getting married at 22 sounds a lot like leaving a party at 9:30pm. ?

[Margaret Newman @plugarevserapi1]

It's sad when dudes cheat on their beautiful girlfriends with baby monkeys, hamsters, guppies, turtles, and every zoo animal you can name.

[Margaret Newman @plugarevserapi1]

Sometimes being single is just a vacation from all the bullshit.

[Betty Watts @rraudina1]

Twitter made me love strangers I've never met & Facebook made me hate people I've known all my life.

[Margaret Newman @plugarevserapi1]

Whenever my wife sings I have to go outside. Not to get away from her, but to prove to my neighbors I'm not beating her.

[Margaret Newman @plugarevserapi1]

The awkward moment when the GPS tells a gay guy to go straight.

[Celeste Doi @nnurkova1]

Two girls wear the same shirt: "She copied my style!" Two guys wear the same shirt: "BRO!"

[Margaret Newman @plugarevserapi1]

To err is human. To really screw things up you need a computer.