.@stoolpresidente was right. There was a meeting going on at ESPN where someone said “We need to be more like Barstool and Liam Blutman” and then they just ripped him off
HR asked, ‘Did you call an entire neighborhood a menace?’ We said: ‘Respectfully, they slid a Toyota Camry into a Waffle House’. They are not laughing.
HR said we need ‘balance.’ So here is our balanced message (take it or leave it)
Please drive safe.
Stop abandoning cars.
Stop doing donuts in front of officers.
Stop skiing behind pickup trucks, morons.