Paul Chapple

Husband and plumber (long suffering). Spaniel, good food and tv expert. Oh and dad!!!! not necessarily in that order.

[Paul Chapple @plumberpaulc]

@sarky_sheena Same can be said for 'hair' and 'dating'

[Paul Chapple @plumberpaulc]

@sarky_sheena My wife had DM's on under her dress at our wedding. She has always loved them even as an 'old' late 40's lady!
#shecantseethis

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@BeingBoycie @NoContextBrits Still say this to my wife when I've had a good day! #Monty

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@MuscleFoodUK I'm using the @Dominos_UK app!

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@k8_lister If you're very cunning the boob job could 'get' the roof done.

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@ilovenostalgia Perfect!

[Paul Chapple @plumberpaulc]

@PaultonsPark grounds keeper training? #Bestkepthedges

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@CljCheese hope this improves your weekend a little!

[Paul Chapple @plumberpaulc]

@k8_lister Check the belly button for fluff first!

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@sarky_sheena Weird, it does that to me as well!

[Paul Chapple @plumberpaulc]

Completed our shore clean up today after a practice, ready for comp now!
#23SAC #SeaAnglingClassic23

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@PaultonsPark Was one of our '22 highlights. My son and I managed all rides in one day and it was a scorcher! #Slushies #IceCream

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@sarky_sheena Bet they all muttered "C U Next Tuesday Sheena"

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@harriethadfield @wightlinkferry Sounds like sense. I do wonder if it's fuel saving to drop a few sailings now and then. #AmIBeingASceptic #Wightlink

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@mikebrewer @Ford Where's the 50 year XRST super sport goodbye car?

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@Number10cat It is the Matrix we're living in!

[Paul Chapple @plumberpaulc]

@TessaRDavis Sleep when they sleep!

[Paul Chapple @plumberpaulc]

@fabulucy Vodka is cheaper than electricity. #NonRuskeyObvs

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@ChrisGPackham @XRebellionUK Is Hong Kong OK? Bastille's Pompeii was OK wouldn't say "storming"!

[Paul Chapple @plumberpaulc]

@sarky_sheena As I read your tweet 'born slippy' came on my random playlist!

[Paul Chapple @plumberpaulc]

@sarky_sheena Don't forget huge hoop earrings and a scrunchie.