Parker Lumkes

Homo sapien. Related to, and husband of, other Homo sapiens. Owner of Felis catus. Eats Bos taurus. Opinions are not opinions.

[Parker Lumkes @plumkes]

@Myrnoproud1 @pmbrann @JulianCastro Thank you! I mean the guy condescendingly tells someone to “do their homework” and everyone’s like oh who’s this up-and-comer.

[Parker Lumkes @plumkes]

Ok, just because you confidently assert that someone else is wrong about something doesn’t mean “you came out on top.” #DemDebate

[The Bachelor Chronicles 🌹🌹🌹 @WEB_DemBois]

Moderator: Do you have a plan to deal with Mitch McConnell?

Elizabeth Warren:

#DemDebate #DemocraticDebate

[Parker Lumkes @plumkes]

@BetoORourke, according to @nytimes if someone wants to work for you they should call your cell. Plz PM so I can make a case.

[Stephen Colbert @StephenAtHome]

Yes yes

[Ryan Teague Beckwith @ryanbeckwith]

Honor Anthony Bourdain this weekend by skipping brunch, trying a new dish and telling off a dictator.

[Parker Lumkes @plumkes]

https://t.co/5w8l0t052I

[Michael Jacobs @SeattleMicky]

@bobbyfinger "I have never seen Ben and Batman in the same place at the same time!"

[Parker Lumkes @plumkes]

@Olivianuzzi Woah

[Parker Lumkes @plumkes]

Just earned the Data Management badge on @Trailhead and you should too! https://t.co/LCKO10whsN

[Olivia Nuzzi @Olivianuzzi]

every photo of rick gates with a beard looks like it's from a pitchfork review of an IRS agent's debut folktronica album

[Parker Lumkes @plumkes]

@JimSchutze of @Dallas_Observer paints some context around the efforts of @OppDallas. Crazy to me (young person) to see this strong voice talk about us. https://t.co/0P2NcAB9Df

[Parker Lumkes @plumkes]

2 legit 2 quit

[Parker Lumkes @plumkes]

@OppDallas has released it's housing policy recommendations for the city of Dallas. The people on this team are some of the smartest and most compassionate people I've met. In short, it's legit. Check it out. https://t.co/AMYSK43Sse

[Miloš Vojinović @infinite_milos]

Berlin wall stood for 10316 days, and tomorrow is 10316 days since it is gone.

[Emo Kylo Ren @KyloR3n]

how do you politely but firmly explain to someone that she is your girlfriend

[Stephen Colbert @StephenAtHome]

While we're at it, can we also replace all our Confederate statues with Christopher Plummer?

[Mary Louise Kelly @NPRKelly]

A lot of news organizations would not permit this. @NPR does. One of many reason I have long been--and remain--proud to work here. https://t.co/Rh7gmcZjWx

[Parker Lumkes @plumkes]

Millions of Americans are scratching their heads over the new ban...why include one guy among a list of forbidden nations?
#poorChad