Melanie

Funny and Cool™

[Melanie @plummerwoo]

My new boss sent me this email. I sent him this picture.

[Melanie @plummerwoo]

You know you need to see a chiropractor when you throw your back out brushing your hair.

[baby d 🐢✨ @_PurpleUnicorns]

I’m apart of the genetically elite who isn’t affected by pollen 🤗

[Melanie @plummerwoo]

My grandma just tried to floss and it was the greatest thing I’ve ever seen

[Melanie @plummerwoo]

@ people that like their own posts on social media: no

[Melanie @plummerwoo]

@Its_Me_Rashad They can’t see it tho cuz you’re on private

[Kyle 🌱 @KylePlantEmoji]

Professor: most of you won't pass this course

Me: cool so you're like, Real shitty at your job

[Melanie @plummerwoo]

@Laken_Liz Agreed

[ellie @odairannies]

game of thrones episode: *starts*
me:

[Melanie @plummerwoo]

Just saw How to Train Your Dragon: the Hidden World and I cried so much

[MEMES By Tim 😮‍💨 @TimGotAim]

i wish we could have subtitles in real life because i really can’t hear anything anyone else is saying

[Melanie @plummerwoo]

Today is a zero patience day

[Melanie @plummerwoo]

@jharris_6 I don’t know if you know this but there are movies that aren’t about wars

[Melanie @plummerwoo]

In the movies you always see people meeting strangers in random places and learning their life stories, but that had never happened to me...until today when I met “Mama O.” She was awesome.

[Jiří Praus @jipraus]

It’s done! Mechanical tulip as a present for my wife. When caressed it blooms into various colors. And will never fade. #freeform #jewelry #arduino

[Melanie @plummerwoo]

Me whenever I hear any version of Africa that is not by Toto

[Melanie @plummerwoo]

@Laken_Liz I literally had a shirt with that design on it

[Little Debbie @LittleDebbie]

Which leads us to a greater thought: Our culture is obsessed with competition and comparison; we can't simply appreciate things for what they are. Preferences are fine, but often, people act as if they have to hate one thing in order to remain loyal to the other. That's bad.

[Melanie @plummerwoo]

“I don’t know who you are or where you live, but I’m gonna find you and shit in your cereal box.” - @jharris_6 playing Call of Duty

[Jon @ArfMeasures]

ME: Alexa, am I drunk?
TUBE OF PRINGLES:

[Melanie @plummerwoo]

Still relevant

[Melanie @plummerwoo]

I would kill for some buffalo chicken dip right now