krm chz

washed up macroeconomics analyst. This is my unhinged diary.

[krm chz @plzfixthanks]

Driving down Bay St during rush hour

[krm chz @plzfixthanks]

Europeans do NOT fuck with automatic gratuity added onto their bill

[krm chz @plzfixthanks]

Iraq is eliminated.

[alth0u🧶 @alth0u]

i wish Plato were alive to see this

[krm chz @plzfixthanks]

incredible things are happening….im in bed reading BEFORE midnight

[The Road Guy @Road_Guy_Colin]

Anyone who orders Swiss Chalet today gets deported

[krm chz @plzfixthanks]

can’t wait to rip 135 at 2am

[Doug Ford @fordnation]

Starting this summer, we’re increasing speed limits wherever it’s safe to do so on highways across Ontario, getting drivers where they need to go faster.

By October, close to 90 per of Ontario’s highway network will be at 110 km/hr, reflecting the speed for which our highways were designed.

Find out more: https://t.co/GTLJDuwVVr

[krm chz @plzfixthanks]

I would like a single evening where I’m free enough to open gifts plz

[krm chz @plzfixthanks]

just fell to my knees in the middle of Loblaws

[Shams Charania @ShamsCharania]

BLOCKBUSTER: The Milwaukee Bucks are trading franchise icon Giannis Antetokounmpo and Bobby Portis to the Miami Heat for Tyler Herro, Kel'el Ware, Jaime Jaquez Jr., Kasparas Jakucionis, 3 first-round picks (including No. 13), 1 pick swap and 1 second-rounder, sources tell ESPN.

[krm chz @plzfixthanks]

Categorically fuck project managers

[krm chz @plzfixthanks]

discretion discretion discretion

[Coffeezilla @coffeebreak_YT]

So turns out a bunch of those "Polymarket winner" videos weren't real, per some great reporting by the WSJ.

It was a fake website. Absolutely nuclear levels of fraud.

[krm chz @plzfixthanks]

Mbappe vs Iraq today:

[krm chz @plzfixthanks]

Dis-moi qu'tu m'aimes comme ils font au cinéma

[krm chz @plzfixthanks]

I would’ve been pissed if I died before i had the chance to open any of the gifts my friends got me

[krm chz @plzfixthanks]

Nearly got into car crash tonight because using turn signals is supposedly optional nowadays it seems but at least I would’ve met god with my favourite playlist playing in the background

[Neil Mehta @neilmhta]

NEW investigation for @WSJ:

- Polymarket is paying scores of offshore clippers to quietly promote its international exchange in the U.S. (though it’s banned from letting Americans trade on the platform)
- Polymarket made dummy websites mirroring its real site, then paid creators to use the fake site and pretend to win thousands.
- Creators altered headlines and used outdated footage to imply they won bets—even when they often lost
- Polymarket paid Adin Ross multiple millions to promote the site

All that and more in my latest story with @ByKLong @ceostroff @brenna__smith

[krm chz @plzfixthanks]

Toronto drivers somehow manage to miss the million signs and end up stuck on the Queens Quay streetcar tunnel

[George Bell @georgebell]

Toronto, we are going to have to figure out how to make pedestrian zones that don’t look like a military checkpoint…