Daniel

keep god out of California

[emily @north0fnorth]

my friends and i would’ve killed liberty biberty with hammers i can tell you that much

[krill @anthraxp1mp]

Obama call me when you see this I have a idea

[mick @mickidiot]

Explain it to me like I’m one thousand years old

[iris @T0WOT]

Not IG reels though 😅 Phew!!!

[morbidly obeast @STRONG_PlSS]

McDonalds added hardtack to the dollar menu

[low time preference @bitcoin__intern]

Having a wife is like having a flock camera in your house

[𝖓𝖆𝖟 ꒰ঌ ໒꒱ @nazzygirlxx]

all quiet on the frontal lobe

[Brooks Otterlake @i_zzzzzz]

Commenting “I know this is AI but wow” on my friend’s photo of their newborn baby

[Soph @sooaappyy__]

the dog in me has been euthanized

[I eat short people @UnderwearStain]

Wearing my pants backwards so i can poop through the zipper

[Joseph 🕊️ @CaudilloXIV]

“we’ve got over 50 beers on tap” wow that’s great miller lite please

[ＷＥＴ ＡＲＭＡＤＩＬＬＯ @BauceSauce]

police pulled me over because flock cameras caught me running around town with a swag too different

[ً @NotJosephGarcia]

(getting pissed at a newborn baby) who the fuck do you think you’ll be?

[Ryan “Geeb” Gerard @IamRyanGerard]

Does anyone know if Great Wolf Lodge is fake ID friendly?

[JOE @LeBron_Eames]

I’ve decided to get in the best shape of my life in order to beat the fuck out of Jonah Hill

[Skreddah @Skreddah]

I was 7 watching 1000 ways to die on Spike TV

[dennis @dennismacelroy]

Drank 6 beers. Feel amazing. Surely 6 more will double this feeling

[beaver @KirkJuggless]

I swear to god I just heard a squirrel say my full name.

[cargo short dad @cargoshortdad64]

Bro come on

[Keith Orejel @keithdorejel]

John Fetterman when a reporter asks him about Pennsylvania instead of Israel