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[SwiftOnSecurity @SwiftOnSecurity]

You think Excel is your ally? You merely adopted the Excel. I was born in it, molded by it. I didn't see PowerBI until I was already SecEng; by then, it was nothing to me but blinding. The 50 column CSV exports betray you, because they belong to me.

[Jeremy Slater @jerslater]

That was the worst thing I’ve ever seen, and I wrote FANTASTIC FOUR.

[lily🪷 @LilyPichu]

among us comic

[dustin Couch @Dustinkcouch]

the weirdest thing that happened to me this month was when a couple texted me selfies every night at exactly 3:29 AM

[Robert Littal BSO @BSO]

Bodycam Footage Shows Utah Cops Shooting an Unarmed 13-Year-Old Autistic Boy Linden Cameron 11 Times While He Was Running From Them; Cop Who Committed the Attempt Murder of a Child is on Paid Vacation (Video-Tweets) https://t.co/MsqONSs9nY

[grace spelman @GraceSpelman]

you cannot reform this

[Sam Sykes @SamSykesSwears]

“I was forced to put bees in my mouth and now it would be unfair not to force bees into the mouths of others”

[doof @doofsupreme3rd]

If you can't outsmart your opponent, the only option left is to outstupid them

[Hard Drive @HardDriveMag]

Activision Blizzard CEO Cancels All Microtransactions After Being Visited by 2 Free Ghosts and an Additional Ghost for $3.99

https://t.co/fGE1m8lbYc

[Cara Weinberger @caraweinberger]

i thought i liked seeing movies but turns out i like eating candy in a dark room where it’s illegal to talk to me

[Alex Hirsch @_AlexHirsch]

Never ever tell yourself “my idea isn’t good enough.” The entire premise of Marmaduke is “what if a dog was big” and that shit has been going for 60 goddamn years

[Hamrick ❤️🇺🇦 @Josh_Hamrick]

Flight attendant: Is there a doctor onboard?

Dad: *nudging me* that should've been you

Me: Dad...

Dad: Not asking for a gameplay designer to help, huh?

Me: Dad, there's a medical emergency happening right now

Dad: Go and see if making the emergency feel more visceral helps

[𝐓𝐡𝐞 𝐅𝐚𝐛𝐮𝐥𝐨𝐮𝐬 𝐖𝐞𝐢𝐫𝐝 𝐓𝐫𝐨𝐭𝐭𝐞𝐫s @FabulousWeird]

Neodymium doped Glass changes colors, depending on the wavelength of the light hitting it.