True PM Thoughts

What every Property Manager really wants to say but can’t

[True PM Thoughts @pm_true]

@bespokeconcierg @TheSecretRPM @ScanlansLLP @ARMAleasehold @arla_uk @ComedyCentral @room101comedy @clivebetts Fill your boots.

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@bespokeconcierg @TheSecretRPM @ScanlansLLP @ARMAleasehold @arla_uk @ComedyCentral @room101comedy We are humans too yet Leaseholders believe they can treat us like 2nd class citizens. Being rude, expecting us to have no work life balance, you’re the type of LH that will bury a PM in endless emails and wonder why they can’t get on with their job! Yes LHs like you are hated.

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@bespokeconcierg @TheSecretRPM Well don’t follow me then you turd! I don’t care what you think. You’re exactly the sort of LH that drains the life out of property managers, relentless, wants something for nothing and thinks you’re owed something. You’re a bore clearly no life.

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@bespokeconcierg @TheSecretRPM You’re off subject. I’m sure you drive your property manager mental. I feel their pain.

[The Secret RPM @TheSecretRPM]

I want to champion all sides where I can but leaseholders, you need to take some responsibility and stop asking your agent to attend to things that you could and should do yourself.

Anti social behaviour is the responsibility of everyone living on site.

#property #leasehold

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@bespokeconcierg @ScanlansLLP Get a grip @bespokeconcierg this is a fun tongue in cheek handle for people that work in the property sector. Probably having to put up with relentless imbeciles like you..... with a smile on their faces and remaining polite when all you are is a bit of a drain.

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@bespokeconcierg @arma Don’t be ridiculous. It’s about what people working in property get asked all the time and have to put up with and what they really want to say!! Instead of being polite and spoken to like crap by leaseholders alike!

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The irony being they’re not. They just believe their work is.......

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So all of the #clients are approaching a #breakdown? #PropertyManagement #propertymanagementproblems #managingagents

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Resident “I think you should come in on Sunday and discuss this as that works well for me”. #PropertyManagement #propertymanagementproblems #residents

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Please, tell me again that you pay my wages 🧐🤨😏. I’ll give you a fiver to cover the next year if you piss off quietly and I don’t have to speak with you again..... #PropertyManagement #propertymanagementproblems #property #residents

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Resident Associations that think they are actually running the country 🙄🙄 #PropertyManagement #property #residential #workers #propertymanagementproblems

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Client “Can you get that report over by 5pm?” PM “of course”. When really “fuck right off, I didn’t want my lunch anyway and who needs to pee? Right?”🚽🥪

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Sign for the wall “please respect your neighbours” when really wanting to shout “stop being such fuckers and keep the noise down” 🤭😬