Patrick

[simple ryan @simpleryan_]

Me after sleeping on the uncomfortable couch in the hospital after my wife gives birth

[biev🦫 @shadybiev]

I won’t let it go unnoticed this man did the full Kobe Achilles tear tribute for straining his fucking hamstring and being gone for a week max 😭🤣

[Kyle Tibbitts @KyleTibbitts]

“These edibles ain’t shit…”

45 minutes later:

[Patrick @pmallon82]

@AdamSchefter Que the Jacob’s six game suspension dropping…

[Patrick @pmallon82]

@basebaldy Z Core😍

[Joel Sherman @Joelsherman1]

Source: The Yankees are acquiring Luis Garcia Jr. from the Nationals

[Aric Toler @AricToler]

The Pentagon removed the names of 4 servicemembers who died in Jordan from their official list of casualties. They explain that this is because "their deaths occurred after President Trump declared a cease-fire in the war in April."

Free gift link: https://t.co/FR0mlvH8Ei

[The Lincoln Project @ProjectLincoln]

This aged like a dangerous foodborne pathogen.

[Patrick @pmallon82]

@SlimmerJimmer6 Good

[Patrick @pmallon82]

@StevenCheah Now a 3 game losing streak

[Adam Kinzinger (Slava Ukraini) 🇺🇸🇺🇦 @AdamKinzinger]

Huh

[Patrick @pmallon82]

@DougRussell They also have not had a coach that was willing to develop draft picks. They do now.

[Patrick @pmallon82]

@GeorgeH50969462 @BNightengale How many runs have the Phillies scored against those 2?

[Headquarters @HQNewsNow]

Trump appears to be completely passed out asleep in the Oval Office

[Eamon Javers @EamonJavers]

I spoke to President Trump on the phone last hour about the end of negotiations with the Iranians. He told me: “I don’t care if they’re over, honestly. I really don’t care. I couldn’t care less. If they’re over, they’re over. If they’re not, you know, I think they took too much time. Frankly, I thought they started to get very boring.”

https://t.co/Erp6SKZ2Tx

[90s WWE @90sWWE]

30 years ago today, Scott Hall invaded WCW Nitro 🤘🏻

[unusual_whales @unusual_whales]

BREAKING: Trump purchased up to $630,000 worth of Palantir, $PLTR, during the first three months of the year.

In March alone, Trump made at least seven purchases of Palantir totalling as much as $530,000.

A month later, Trump literally wrote on TruthSocial: “Palantir Technologies (PLTR) has proven to have great war fighting capabilities and equipment."

[Patrick @pmallon82]

@clashreport #GoPackGo

[Jenni @hashjenni]

This Straight of Hormuz shit is going to be the hardest AP history exam in 20 years

[Patrick @pmallon82]

@AdamMcCalvy On not a big league throw