Percy Asher

29. She/Her 🧞‍♀️

[Percy Asher @pmasher07]

@moseskagan Was 265 now down to 180 and want to drink way less. Worried about drinking too much once I eventually tapper off.

[Percy Asher @pmasher07]

@infinityonty @Chilis I hope chilies give you a free triple dip and a free margarita and then I hope the bartender buys your party a round

[Jack The Jobber @JackTheJobber]

Huge moment to open the show to be fair, Brock exiting. Brexit, if you will.

Sorry

[Percy Asher @pmasher07]

@MwgFhx just because youre clean dont mean you dont miss it. you can face this

[Percy Asher @pmasher07]

@SavLovesSwift 16 weeks paid 100% and then 10 more weeks unpaid if you want to take them.

[Percy Asher @pmasher07]

@honeybunwife the parking lot of taco bell

[Percy Asher @pmasher07]

@repusnaketion ...Peter...

[Guy @nosilverv]

@richardludlow Lord I see what you have done for Richard's friends who had a reasonably coherent vision at age 20-25 for what the wanted their life and career to look like

[Percy Asher @pmasher07]

@RottenClinton1 Its like the new Ring find a dog feature

[Percy Asher @pmasher07]

@MwgFhx remember when you were in HIGH SCHOOL?!! this is the brainwashing this is NOT YOU!!

[Aly Dee @realfemsapien]

You are a homemaker in 2026. There should always be a machine on. Always. Unless you are purposely quieting down the home for peace and serenity.
Listen around. Is your dishwasher on? Is your washing machine on? Is your dryer on? Is your Instant Pot on? Is your Roomba on?
If you hear nothing and it's not for purposeful silence, get them going.
If you do that, you can stay on top of keeping a home with much more ease than women of times past.

[Percy Asher @pmasher07]

@ShivKMBL00 @futurepundit @GeneSmi96946389 https://t.co/YGmHhb9EeC

[Percy Asher @pmasher07]

@futurepundit @GeneSmi96946389 there's a national database you can look up sucess rates by doctor and by clinic

[Percy Asher @pmasher07]

@rubatubba @lmkwhenurhome your bio

[Percy Asher @pmasher07]

@MwgFhx i bet your dad WILL be happy about the safety feature tho :)

[Percy Asher @pmasher07]

@MwgFhx

[Percy Asher @pmasher07]

@MwgFhx pause. i thought he was your UNDERGRAD prof!!! NOOOOOOO!! high school???? PLEASE TELL ME IM MISREADING.

[Percy Asher @pmasher07]

@SavLovesSwift @MwgFhx bahahahahhahahaah

[Percy Asher @pmasher07]

@MwgFhx GIRLLLLL. If you ever miss him let us know and we'll remind you of THIS!!!

[Percy Asher @pmasher07]

@chessplayer1112 @jellyfishdagoat @WheelsnToys are you bald?