4 brief facts about “the Bible vs the Quran”. Use these when necessary!
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Islam is not compatible with our constitution or values. #NoMoreMasques
I don’t think any representative should get paid until the shutdown is over, and should not get back pay! Just a little incentive to do their damn job!
Due to the Democrat’s Shutdown, I’ve asked the Financial Clerk of the Senate to hold my salary.
It’s not right for Members of Congress to be paid if the working men and women of DHS aren’t.
On a bus, a priest sat next to a drunk who was struggling to read a newspaper.
Suddenly, with a slurred voice, the drunk asked the priest,
"Do you know what arthritis is?"
The parish priest took the opportunity to lecture the drunk and replied,
"It's a disease caused by sinful and unruly life. Excessive consumption of alcohol, drugs, marijuana, crack, and certainly loose women, prostitutes, promiscuity, sex, and other things I dare not say."
The drunk widened his eyes, shut up, and continued reading the newspaper.
A little later, the priest, thinking that he had been too hard on the drunk, tried to soften things.
"How long have you had arthritis?"
"I don't have arthritis, it says here in the paper that the Pope has it."