Mark Cryderman

[Mark Cryderman @pmcrydo]

@JordanL090 Oh! Praying for you!

[Mark Cryderman @pmcrydo]

@elonmusk Reinstate him to what?

[Mark Cryderman @pmcrydo]

@wilkoffe Draw a B on their t shirt.

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@wilkoffe I’m bummed that the sewer district made the cut, but I didn’t. :)

[Mark Cryderman @pmcrydo]

@NathanielJolly Dude, I don’t want to fight you. This could be a good and helpful conversation, but I got us started off poorly and I am sorry. (Judging is a dangerous thing, more so than any particular sin, and easy to fall into).

[Mark Cryderman @pmcrydo]

@wilkoffe Little known fact: he was known as “The Lukester” to his closest friends.

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@TheGrantHartley People sacrificed their best to please the gods. Abe wanted to please God. God made it clear “I am not a God that would ask you to sacrifice your son, rather I will sacrifice mine”

[Mark Cryderman @pmcrydo]

This morning at church, I commented on our pink table cloths, intending to say “Breast cancer awareness month”, I accidentally said “Breast awareness month.” Laughter lasted longer than my sermon.

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@wilkoffe Long Train Runnin by the Doobie Brothers

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@fairlyspiritual I’m so sorry.

[Mark Cryderman @pmcrydo]

@Kdubtru Well, I apologize. Seeing my own tweet is embarrassing. My mother taught me better than to call someone a name. Let me rephrase: “Bully-speak is beneath you”. We can all do better.

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@Kdubtru You are a bully. That’s unconscionable if you consider yourself Christian.

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@pmcrydo https://t.co/EPpG79wjH1

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Did I just see a Jesus commercial? That was awesome! #JesUS

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@Kdubtru Dude. Enough. Please don’t let anyone know you follow Christ. Stop bullying.

[Mark Cryderman @pmcrydo]

@Kdubtru You gain at another’s expense. Stand on your own feet and preach something good. No one cares what you’re against. That’s a waste of the Christian voice.

[Mark Cryderman @pmcrydo]

@Kdubtru Dude, this was wrong.

[Mark Cryderman @pmcrydo]

So far, she asked me to put my dirty dishes in the dishwasher a certain way, and didn’t (yet!) find my response hilarious.

[Mark Cryderman @pmcrydo]

For the rest of the day, I will answer my wife’s requests with “I will endeavor to do so, the Lord being my helper.”

[Mark Cryderman @pmcrydo]

@Andy35o Also, please, if you are in the presence of even ONE person, talk by phone, not speakerphone at full volume.