James Masson

Love of all things petrolly. Keen follower of Belgianairionism.

[James Masson @pmjamesmasson]

@DPDgroup_news why have I had one of your drivers, no PPE, insist that I open my door fully rather than on chain? Not on at all guys. He refused to leave parcel.

[James Masson @pmjamesmasson]

@elonmusk No thanks mate, already got one.

[James Masson @pmjamesmasson]

@MercedesAMGF1 @PET_Motorsports @F1 @SilverstoneUK Sounds great from the village :D @SilverstoneUK

[James Masson @pmjamesmasson]

@brianblessed Awesome, however we need a Grampy Rabbit shouting "FOOOOOG!!" too :)

[James Masson @pmjamesmasson]

@JensonButton @SkySportsF1 @F1 A nice hot pasty I’d wager

[James Masson @pmjamesmasson]

350 Olives? That’s going to ruin anyones day. @sniffpetrol @MrB20vt

[James Masson @pmjamesmasson]

@Porsche911UK No no no no no no!! :(

[James Masson @pmjamesmasson]

@notDcfcBoss Are you the leader?

[Iceland Foods ❄️ @IcelandFoods]

You won’t see our Christmas advert on TV this year, because it was banned. But we want to share Rang-tan’s story with you… 🎄 🐒
Will you help us share the story?
https://t.co/P8H61t6lWu

[James Masson @pmjamesmasson]

@thelastleg #isitok that my wife just said "What? Who's been firing pigs out of cannons with CO2?"

[God @TheTweetOfGod]

Fuck you asshole. https://t.co/1P5iwFGTLq

[James Masson @pmjamesmasson]

#FirstDatesHotel

[James Masson @pmjamesmasson]

I AIN’T BOVVERED!!!! #Spiral

[James Masson @pmjamesmasson]

#Disappointed with @LeShuttle this weekend. Stating service on time and fluid when it just isn’t! Not what I’ve come to expect.

[James Masson @pmjamesmasson]

@rickygervais I like the one with the Nice people. Which one is that?

[James Masson @pmjamesmasson]

@JensonButton Frome looks different at sunset...

[James Masson @pmjamesmasson]

@JensonButton MAKE IT STOP JB, PLEASE!!

[James Masson @pmjamesmasson]

Waking up slightly anxious that you might have upset someone or left the gas on. https://t.co/lrVji1kKyH

[Claire M @axladible]

What the hell is the British Dream? #TheresaMay

[Richard Porter @sniffpetrol]

My three year old seems to have unwittingly named the next Land Rover.

[James Masson @pmjamesmasson]

@sebpecchia “Safety Camera Partnership” remember Seb, nothing to do with revenue :)