Paul Moriarty

- Data Scientist

[Paul Moriarty @pmoriarty]

@tim_gallagher14 Red Sox fan wins lottery and proceeds to complain about all the taxes they owe.

Red Sox fan told their spouse is faithful and they reply by saying that's only because their spouse is so ugly.

The Red Sox fan base has a lot of bitchy, whiny, negative people.

#RedSox

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@markerdragon2 Don't forget Bobby Dalbec

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@drofnad @DailyMLBLineups And no 2B

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@chrisallday618 @RedSox They are as ugly as homemade sin

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@sph425 If nothing else, it gives all of the younger players some post-season experience which, I predict, will come in handy for next year #redsox

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@RomainDerrien The ability to turn it off

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Liquid Glass can kiss my ass.

Who though making things harder to read was a good idea?
#liquidglass

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Well, somebody had to pick up the slack after we traded Chris Sale. #RedSox
https://t.co/DFO1BZZzBO

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@couplepounders @Jared_Carrabis @TomCaron @IAmJamesStewart You have a very short memory then because I can recall long stretches of years where the #RedSox were just meh

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Way to go #earnify. LOL #bushleague

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@FunBaseballFact And it earned him a new middle name :) #RedSox

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And just like the mosquitoes, the #redsox die in August 🙁

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Hey @icelandair? What gives? I’m waiting over 30 minutes for my luggage to arrive here at KEF. Is it being unloaded by sloths?

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Anthropic’s Claude logo vs Kurt Vonnegut’s drawing of an asshole in Breakfast of Champions.
#anthropic #claude #ai #branding #logo

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#redsox

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Pitiful #redsox

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I'm not crying, you're crying. #redsox

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@Roque4tKnight @MLBTV They’ve been doing this sleazy bs for years

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@ZavalaA The Triple A's

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@zenrandom @curi0usJack Why would I want to splice my hand? To add a finger?