Patz

United 🇾🇪 Accas, Raves and Sausage Rolls. Horizontal fluidity to discombobulate man-marking systems enthusiast

[Patz @pmos93]

6th place again

[Patz @pmos93]

Hundreds of millions of pounds and teams still don’t know how to score goals against a deep block. Ridiculous 😂😂

[Jon Mackenzie @Jon_Mackenzie]

I mentioned this on the Tifo Podcast yesterday but Chelsea going 40-60 possession vs Fulham, Arsenal going 40-60 vs City in the Com. Shield. All the PL teams on Saturday with less possession (again mostly 40-60) winning... We are truly entering a low possession era.

[Patz @pmos93]

@gunnerpunner just because you play like Stoke doesnt mean others cant enjoy their football

[Patz @pmos93]

ACAB

[Professor Torra |I*I| @ProfTorra]

Aquest cop de colze a un menor d’edat immobilitzat al terra és delictiu.
Espero que els companys de @Pro_Cassandra faran que li caigui el pèl.

[Patz @pmos93]

bright summer day in scotland that

[Met4Cast - UK Weather @Met4CastUK]

Severe thunderstorm in Tarrgona, Spain this afternoon.

Looks absolutely brutal!

[Patz @pmos93]

Proper Barclays tonight 🔥

[Patz @pmos93]

@mufcMPB @fansjavimiguel how does a permanent transfer work without a buy option you wet wipes 😂

[Patz @pmos93]

@EricsMUFC bring back Weghorst or Ighalo imo

[Patz @pmos93]

@williamjohnbird Thats been a thing in europe for like 15 years? 😂 nothing new about it

[Patz @pmos93]

More of a penalty than the scousers one

[Sam @FPLSeagull]

No penalty 🤷🏻‍♂️

[Patz @pmos93]

Watching english and spanish football this weekend it’s concerning how many players dont look ready yet for the new season. World Cup fatigue? Too much travel in preseason? Shambles

[Patz @pmos93]

@RyanR2021 I’ll throw in some quid if you convince Mbappe!

[Patz @pmos93]

@pjstretfordend very good, unlucky with the pen against him

[Patz @pmos93]

10m discount on Hall thanks

[Patz @pmos93]

Scousers are just as bad as us

[Kieran Maguire @KieranMaguire]

Scary…but essential reading.

Private credit lenders see football as the same way a spider sees a fly.

[Patz @pmos93]

I've seen a lot of bad performances over the years but today was a different kind of utter crap. Mind boggling

[Patz @pmos93]

@giggsclass1 proper music enjoy 💪🏽🇾🇪

[Sarmo @sarm0161]

Anyone who does those clawing actions whilst singing “mauled by the tigers” should not be allowed in a postcode that’s got a school in it.

[Patz @pmos93]

Carrick won't last long if you can't even prepare your team vs Hull on the first day of the season. Pathetic performance so far😂

[Patz @pmos93]

@BashyMc1 got the league wrapped up by December mate