The NFL doesn’t care if the entire league is full of guys who’ve assaulted their wives and girlfriends, but if you wear eye black with the words “stop the genocide” you get fined $12,000.
Let’s say you got 100 average men. No weapons. No training. Just fear in their eyes and dad bods in their way.
Then you got ONE full-grown silverback gorilla—600 pounds of pure rage, muscle, and tree-rippin’ power.
Now here comes the math…
Outta those 100 men, maybe 25% don’t even show up once they see the gorilla. That’s 25 cowards eliminated immediately.
Then you got 33 1/3% of ‘em tryin’ to talk it out—they’re done.
Another 20% just stand there frozen, pissing their pants.
Now you're left with about 21 guys, panicked, half-committed, and getting LAUNCHED like lawn darts.
But what if Big Poppa Pump’s in the mix? You just tipped the freakin’ scale.
Now it's not 100 men vs 1 gorilla… it’s 1 gorilla vs the Genetic Freak. And that spells disaster for that Gorilla.
I’m ngl in theory, he sold both his niggas to end up playing #2 for years and now dropped back down to like #5 bc all his opps returned (Punk, Cena, Cody).
He’s actively done everything he can to fight fate because it was never meant to be him.
A little Sweet Chin Music goes a long way.
@kendricklamar, you and @Drake are formally invited to #WWENXT to settle this thing. I’m even offering my services to mediate.