Sriracha Paul

Just an average, liberal, atheist, BBC-loving, scientist and father of two glorious children.

[Sriracha Paul @PMWarwicker]

@Tesco @tescomobile You two probably have nothing to do with each other but I have a customer service strategy suggestion.
Ensure Tesco Mobile customers can, at the very least, get decent reception inside your own supermarkets. That’s a low bar. Have a chat with O2.

[Sriracha Paul @PMWarwicker]

@PureGym I’m a puregym member and I’ve been messaging all day to try and get hold of a day pass for my non-home gym. Can you help me please?

[Sriracha Paul @PMWarwicker]

@c2c_Rail Yes, I’ve read that. It doesn’t tell me what time trains will be stopping at my station. Is there, I don’t know, a table containing the times that they’ll be stopping at my station?

[Sriracha Paul @PMWarwicker]

@c2c_Rail Would you be so kind as to update your customer information regarding your timetable next week with STRIKES INCLUDED, please?

[Sriracha Paul @PMWarwicker]

@ISIHAClue Carpentry- river mouth.

[Sriracha Paul @PMWarwicker]

@ISIHAClue ‘Cabaret’- a wide variety of taxis.

[Sriracha Paul @PMWarwicker]

It’s the look they give each other!

[Jonathan Pie @JonathanPieNews]

Follow these guys and donate if you can.
Amazing work.
Although it's the plastics industry thats should be footing the bill.

[Simon Harley @simonharley]

The greatest thing I’ve seen in quite some time.

[Sriracha Paul @PMWarwicker]

Can he be fired? No? Then he’s still going there carry on as PM, isn’t he!He has no honour, no principles, no respect for the post or the house, and no shame. He’ll just say sorry until it goes away.

[Sriracha Paul @PMWarwicker]

Extrapolating logically from his point, I think he’s advocating for a programme of involuntary vasectomies for men who accidentally get women pregnant. Did anyone else hear that?

[Mirror Politics @MirrorPolitics]

Tory MP Danny Kruger says he doesn’t agree that “women have an absolute right to bodily autonomy".

[Sriracha Paul @PMWarwicker]

I don’t know about you but the suppression of this story by number 10 got me wondering; how many other stories have they stopped going to press? How can they even do that? Isn’t that what dictators do?

[Lewis Baston @lewis_baston]

I bought the Times yesterday in paper form because my parents are visiting; was quite an auspicious day to do this as it turns out I have one of the pre-suppression copies. A moment - a very peculiar moment - in media history.

[Sriracha Paul @PMWarwicker]

I’ve worked it out! Republicans want to outlaw abortions in order to provide sufficient fodder for school massacres. I mean, you don’t want some white dude to shoot-up a supermarket; they might a hit tax-payer or a fellow Trump voter! #GunReformNow

[Sriracha Paul @PMWarwicker]

Oh, what a surprise! He lied to everyone again, after all those other lies. #partygate https://t.co/C6TLp7sBbo

[Sriracha Paul @PMWarwicker]

Having a cup of tea in Covent Garden market, watching the world go by. And relax. #sevendials awaits!

[Sriracha Paul @PMWarwicker]

Imagine that. Jeremy. Thirty-seven years in legal possession of a live firearm. Umpteen family meals with Piers sitting just over there. Makes you think.

[Piers Morgan @piersmorgan]

Congrats to my brother Jeremy on his retirement from @BritishArmy today after 37 years of service to his country including numerous war zones. Outstanding military career, outstanding bloke. Very proud of you Colonel @JeremyPM66 👏👏👏

[Sriracha Paul @PMWarwicker]

When I read this I thought he was talking about the aircraft but no, he was talking about spinning columns of air. China making spinning columns of air. To attack the US. And then nuke them. https://t.co/tJoXzeNfmq

[Sriracha Paul @PMWarwicker]

Looks like @elonmusk is about to try and buy Ivory Coast and/or India.

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

Chocolate milk is insanely good. Just had some.

[Sriracha Paul @PMWarwicker]

To all those losing Conservative councillors who attribute their loses to the behaviour of the Prime Minister, here’s a small violin.

[Have I Got News For You @haveigotnews]

Maradona’s ‘hand of God’ shirt sells for £7million at auction. Unconfirmed reports Peter Shilton tried to buy it but didn’t put his hand up high enough.