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[Japuonj @pnalele]

I am a teacher.

I’ve watched the CBC implementation circus long enough.

Students trust my instinct.
Parents trust my judgment.
Schools demand results.
The government demands compliance.

Yet in 2026, we are fragmented.

So I built ROAN L-OS.

https://t.co/7QRS1HTrtB

🧵🧵

[Japuonj @pnalele]

Somewhere near the lake shores, this would have been an automatic

Lamine Yamal Kombe la Dunia Odhiambo

[Japuonj @pnalele]

Nico Williams is a baller

[Japuonj @pnalele]

@Jasiri_Sierra Ol Kalou does not enjoy foreigners dalliance with them...

Hapa ndio nilioshwa acre 4 for 1 when I was doing kodesha waru farming.

Sasa ni mwanasiasa atawachanganya mwenye hawataki 😅

Huko ni shaaa shaaaa

[Japuonj @pnalele]

@utdreport @RioMeets The way this guy turned us down for Bayern, never healed. We needed a midfield presence at that time then he did us that way 🤦🏿‍♂️

[Japuonj @pnalele]

@YaneKariuki Hbd Sebuleni chairman

[Japuonj @pnalele]

Watch for the weekend for teachers and all those concerned about behaviour in schools today

Teach You a Lesson.

A Korean short series solving school behavioural issues in an unorthodox way.

[Japuonj @pnalele]

@MkenyaMzi Hii part ya "God protect my boyfriend" nilipatana nayo last week pia 😅. Ni wa Nakuru pia

[Japuonj @pnalele]

@Dollar__SM You people did well this year.

Brought light to the game na mkajaza stadi vizuri.

This season was a bliss because ya nyinyi na cameras zenu na microphones 🙏🏿

[Japuonj @pnalele]

Intentional design for impactful learning and assessment.

ROAN L-OS ni mbaaya!

https://t.co/7QRS1HTrtB

May the souls of the young girls at Utumishi Girls RIP 🕊️

[Japuonj @pnalele]

parted by Moses and*

[Japuonj @pnalele]

Side story

Today a priest told us that there was nothing like the Red Sea that was parted crossed by the Israelites.

Rather it was reeds that were pushed away by wind and allowed them to pass.

[KING OF ALL SPORTS @Emmanuel_Tips]

He was trying to divide the sea 🌊 just as Moses 😂🤭😅🤣💀

[Japuonj @pnalele]

Kichele?

[Uncle Ruckus @Emarged]

There’s rice at home.

[Japuonj @pnalele]

By the way mnatujua kweli?

ROAN Learning Designs is an edtech company specialising in the production of educational solutions to K-12 and post K-12 learning.

Want to know more about us?

Visit us on https://t.co/bJUE3RzqIC or email [email protected]

#ROANLOS

[Japuonj @pnalele]

Sebuleni TV highlights za kesho hapo kwa sebuleni ya Karis isikose hii 😅

[Adika @Adikastakes]

Man United have beaten Liverpool home and away, I have finally fully accepted that Liverpool is finished.

[Gumroad @gumroad]

Nobody is going to discover your genius if you keep it in your head.

[Japuonj @pnalele]

@DrOburu_O Don't pray. Wield the power you have as of now.

[Japuonj @pnalele]

While we had allegedly 30M given the other day to pay people beaters 🤗

We are a joke!

[Julius Kibet Bitok @JuliusKBitok]

1. The approved Capitation for primary school is capped at Ksh 1,400 per year. The funds are usually released by the National Treasury to the Ministry of Education on termly basis in the ratio of 50:30:20.
2. ⁠The capitation amount is arrived at based on clear expenditure lines (vote heads) that are determined by estimated costs incurred by EACH learner.
3. ⁠Upon receipt of the money, and based on the exact amount received, MoE releases the funds with an accompanying circular detailing the expenditure breakdown (vote heads).
4. ⁠The figures in reference to the circular are based on this practice.
5. ⁠In summary, MoE wishes to clarify the following:

• MoE determines how much money is allocated to each vote head based on the total amount of capitation received from the National Treasury
• Capitation funds are released on three phases corresponding to the school calendar terms
• ⁠The circular in reference is based on the 2nd term tranche as received from National Treasury.
• ⁠The amounts shown are per learner, not per school

-The KSh 95.25 PER LEARNER is for learning materials only (books, stationery, etc.)
-The KSh 93.08 PER LEARNER for school operations (staff, maintenance, utilities, exams) @EduMinKenya @_BasicEdu

[Japuonj @pnalele]

Someone said Papa Muovu 😂😂

Sebuleni Twitter we stan😂

[Emmanuel Chege @chege_manu]

Mterehemezi mwenye neema kuu kuu na zile ndogo ndogo. Duniani ni mahali pako pa miguu. Sisi kama atletico madrid hatuezi bila wewe Baba. Tunakuomba leo utupe ushindi katika mechi hii dhidi ya Arsenal. Tutakaposhinda, sifa na utukufu zitakurudia ewe Maulana. Amina.

[CPA Wachira Joseph @WashiraX]

Court has warned KRA to go for real thieves, not NIL filers.

There is a company called Kapwell Enterprises Limited.

Their business is not complicated. They sell cargo clearing and forwarding services.

When they started, they had no one to show them mashimo. They only had hope and determination.

They hit the road.

2013, no deal.
2014, zero deal.
2015, no nothing.

Kazi ni kufile tu NIL returns.

As the director was busy tarmacking and accumulating tiny stones under his shoe heels,

Some crooks had stolen & were busy importing goods using Kapwell’s KRA PIN.

In 2018, Kapwell has known mashimo. They are minting real money. KRA notices.

They decided to audit.

Checking their internal customs system, they discovered that Kapwell’s PIN had imported goods worth 25M in 2013 and 2014. Yet they had filed NIL returns faithfully.

KRA went mad.

They took the 25M, added a fictitious 20% profit margin, computed income tax, VAT, penalties and interest, and slapped Kapwell with a tax bill of 11M.

Next morning at 3am, the director akagurumuka. He reached for his phone to check time. Saw an email notification. Hoping it was a client, he opened it.

Bahati mbaya, it was KRA. Delivering the bill.

Sleep ended instant.

• Lesson 1: usiku wacha simu sitting room.

At dawn, without even taking tea, he rushed to KRA to report a system error. Akaambiwa ndugu keti. He was shown mad numbers on the screen.

He swore he had never imported such goods.
KRA wakamwabia hii utalipa.

He ran to the police and reported a case of identity theft. Got an OB number. Took it back to KRA and asked them to investigate who had used his company PIN. He even gave them a list of competitors he suspected.

He then served KRA all of his bank statements. They were all zeros for those years.

But KRA could not hear any of it.

As KRA is doing all this, it is unaware of one dangerous sentence chilling quietly in Kenyan tax law.

It reads:
• KRA SHALL make inquiries into all tax issues raised by a taxpayer.

Make sure to underline the word SHALL. MANDATORY.

KRA did not investigate. Their position was:

• PIN ni yako. 11M ni yako. Lipa.

Frustrated, he ran to court.

The Tribunal asked KRA: Where is your investigation report?

- KRA said hakuna.

Tribunal invoked the one dangerous sentence. You still remember it?

• KRA SHALL make inquiries.

Tribunal ruled that the word SHALL is MANDATORY.

Tribunal concluded Kapwell was a victim of identity theft.
11M tax was set aside.

You would think that is the end. Noo.

KRA retreated to Times Tower swearing: 11M haiwezi enda hivo. Aje?

They appealed to the High Court.

In court, Kapwell was asked:
Why don’t you want to pay tax under your PIN ndugu?

He responded: My lord, I have no problem paying taxes. But not for goods I never bought, never touched, and never sold.

The good judge asked him: What do you mean?

He responded: My Lord, if you owe your landlord 100K. You take the 100k bundle to his office and hand it to him. As he starts counting, a thief storms in, orders everyone down, and in the confusion the landlord throws the money back at you. The thief grabs it and disappears. Have you paid rent or not?

The court went silent.

The judge asked him: Kapwell what are you saying?

He replied: My Lord, who should the landlord pursue for the money? You the tenant or the thief?

Judge removed his spectacles.

Paused.

Then sided with Kapwell.

The 11M tax was set aside.

KRA wakaambiwa waende watafute wezi wawalipe.

Case closed.

Lesson 2.

• KRA cannot tax a victim of identity theft.

• KRA must go for the real beneficiary thief.

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En MARACH! JOTHURWA..