Parker Nelson

give ‘em the business

[Parker Nelson @pnelly_22]

no free clout.

[Caleb Hull @CalebJHull]

MSNBC REPORTER: “What [Trump] policies stand out to you?”

ALABAMA STUDENT: “Just mainly the no nonsense policies and especially since Jeffrey Epstein didn’t kill himself.”

😂😂😂

[Parker Nelson @pnelly_22]

Didn’t see a single firework video posted this year. Maybe life does get better

[Parker Nelson @pnelly_22]

@08HousingCrisis 9:51 am

[elena @grnformicatable]

abandon your boy

[morbidly obeast @STRONG_PlSS]

Mail woman wasn't very nice when I spoke with her today - want her fired

[Parker Nelson @pnelly_22]

I feel like they just keep making new movies

[Jack Raines @Jack_Raines]

Doordash your slop bowl. Get extra guac. Pay for it with Klarna. Default on the loan. Eat at your desk. Never stop looking at your screen. Create shareholder value.

[Cardi B @iamcardib]

After every crash out I eat a seafood boil.

[Disaster Artist @brickonbrick3]

Ma’am this should cover it. And frankly, keep the change!

[Parker Nelson @pnelly_22]

@b_pearson Oh hail

[carl 🥦 @NightlifeMingus]

Type of shit your ass is wielding

[Parker Nelson @pnelly_22]

@caleb_biggs You remind me of Nikki

[Parker Nelson @pnelly_22]

goes hard, you can screenshot

[Parker Nelson @pnelly_22]

@b_pearson Yes!

[mar @bratzweigs]

God provides

[mel @memegodmel]

I got atheist shooters they gon always blasphemy

[Brooks Otterlake @i_zzzzzz]

TARS should have been in more movies. He’s a good guy to just have around

[Parker Nelson @pnelly_22]

@08HousingCrisis @TodayInSportsCo @fftrainerbrad @WOLF_Sportz Where would you put Optimus prime?

[Parker Nelson @pnelly_22]

@caleb_biggs @08HousingCrisis @xyzvitaly You brought a smile to my face today, you will be buried in my pyramid when I die