Parker Nolden

Lego Enthusiast

[Parker Nolden @pnoldenpv]

When your new X-Wing and Death Star II finally arrive but the X-Wing has 25% of the box currently wet and water logged causing warping on the one corner of the box and the Death Star was crushed. @LEGO_Group @UPS 😭😭😭

[Parker Nolden @pnoldenpv]

I'm sorry was this @RobertDowneyJr in disguise as @ChrisEvans at @c2e2

#C2E2 #ChrisEvans #RDJ #backinblack

[Parker Nolden @pnoldenpv]

@cassianapozzi Why are people the way they are....

[Jenn Suhr @JennSuhr]

It. Is. Official.

I say goodbye, not with a heavy heart, but with an enthusiasm that fills my heart and soul.

This small town girl is ready for some small town living. ❤️

[Parker Nolden @pnoldenpv]

@KwikTrip Meanwhile... Me desperately trying to find KwikTrip, aka her, on tinder...

[Parker Nolden @pnoldenpv]

@stefondiggs That was good, but I need you to just do it better

[Parker Nolden @pnoldenpv]

Supporting 3rd shift manufacturing with the spoils of @KwikTrip

[Parker Nolden @pnoldenpv]

@SamuelLJackson could you please address how you exist in the star wars universe and the star wars universe exists in the MCU. Does everyone recognize you as Mace Windu in the MCU or what is going on?!

[Katie Moon @ktnago13]

I think Mondo broke the track internet.

[Parker Nolden @pnoldenpv]

@AndyCarlsonShow @stefondiggs Is a hot dog on a bun a sandwich?

[Katie Moon @ktnago13]

For my entire career, since he passed away, I’ve written “Dad” on the inside of my spike and I tap it before big jumps. This is the first picture I’ve ever received with me doing it, and the fact that it’s in a Team USA uniform makes it that much more special. 🇺🇸❤️

[Parker Nolden @pnoldenpv]

@Traviswheelz89 So I went to The Annex for longies, was an Engineering major AND occasionally danced in the cages at school girls (depending how much drinking I did)

[Parker Nolden @pnoldenpv]

@tess4laura A very epic rock, paper, scissors tournament. It only seems logical.

[Renaud LAVILLENIE OLY @airlavillenie]

Un nouveau record pour se qualifier pour la finale des championnats de France...
5m40 avec le backflip 🤙🏼🤙🏼
Rendez vous dimanche 15h 👊🏼
@FFAthletisme

[Parker Nolden @pnoldenpv]

@JeffCoover Gonna make La Crosse river vault this year?

[Parker Nolden @pnoldenpv]

Why is it chinese restaurants are never like clean? Not knocking them cause, delicious. But like always seems like they are barely above code.... maybe that makes it taste better

[Parker Nolden @pnoldenpv]

@Cassie1294 @Traviswheelz89 I shaved it many moons ago!

[Minnesota Vikings @Vikings]

Wearing green is never an option no matter what day it is.

[MadyJumps™️,MsL @madyjumps]

americans would rather watch the standing broad, 40yd sprint, and vertical testing of football players at the combine than the long jump, 60m dash and high jump of world championship track and field athletes 🙃

[Parker Nolden @pnoldenpv]

Hey @Patriots don't feel bad the @Eagles beat us @Vikings too... but now we all need to come together for one cause. And cheer on @TeamUSA to dominate in the olympics, besides no one likes @Canada anyways. @NFL #USA #SB52 #olympics