jesse::P

tonight's biggest loser

[Adam London @_adamlondon]

me to whoever had the idea for garden salsa sun chips

[Cam @harleybaghdad]

Me and my buddies are in the Trojan horse ripping a really dirty bong and playing xbox and it smells like shit in here

[snoopy and friends @snoopyandfrien6]

May 30,1992

[jesse::P @po1sonroot]

i want this shit so bad are u even serious. i cannot believe that exists where is he. theyre camping and its stars do not even piss me off

[Jules 🪐 @schumisnoopy]

they’re so cool that they can toast marshmelons under water

[playful peter @w0rldmap]

Saturday morning. Practicing my drink holding in case anyone invites me to a party later

[golgi apparatus @Golgi33911]

got too stoned last night and thought it was funny to post this on my tik tok story 😭😭😭😭😭

[Terminally Online Leftist 🥂 @terminallyOL]

gm

[snoopy and friends @snoopyandfrien6]

July 13,1998

[Jakob @sagworm]

These thanksgiving leftovers is hittingggggg🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤

[camille @peachofthewest]

having my friend watch my cats while I’m out of town and he immediately started eating seafood soup in my bed

[jesse::P @po1sonroot]

@mostepicgarf i posted this after eating graham crackers,,,we're supposed to!

[jesse::P @po1sonroot]

when ur 20 u shld be rlly in to graham crackers

[ltm @legotrillermoth]

mitch mcconnell showing up to work tomorrow with a big frankenstein scar on his forehead and a much gayer voice than before

[jesse::P @po1sonroot]

tweeting now cus this just happened. looked at a mural i painted in my school to commemorate my graduating arts class. its so over

[jesse::P @po1sonroot]

when i get high i have to literally ban myself from looking at any pre-2026 photos because i know i will become genuinely physically ill from nostalgia

[ً @clairedabussy]

September being in two months

[microplastics nanobubbler @facetedcarapace]

Tongue fucking my camel toe ice cream on the bus to attract ladies and accidentally swallowing the entire stick at a speed bump

[𝙡𝙞𝙗𝙧𝙖𝙩 ⚢ !! @prncsswick]

Your coat gon be shiny as hell