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@RonnieFieg @La3Life HELLL YEAAAAH BROTHER

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@kurorosage Long enough smh

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@kurorosage Or we live long a bough and we are the first to live forever, anything is possible. Let’s be the last old people ever

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@eat_dc My go-to when I REALLY need a break from the office grind and have a long lunch hour. I’m just annoyed the potatoes gratin thing got removed from the pre-fixe, also I don’t remember there being a surcharge for the filet a few months ago and there is one now

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@La3Life Yepp

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@La3Life Feels like almost everyone (myself included) won today. Personally a huge fan of eql no other system can handle this kind of size well

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Gonna have to pay whatever resale is, need that when it comes out

[the goat @WizardsNextUp]

SupremeNewYork is dropping a Hardwood Classics jersey line in Spring/Summer 2026 featuring a Bullets jersey 👀👀👀
Bullets culture making a comeback in the big 2026?! TED LEONSIS TAKE NOTES 📝 🧙‍♂️🏛️❤️🔐👀👀👀 is this 🔥 or 🚮?

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@TroyHalibur Great article, looking forward to more

[Peter Girnus 🦅 @gothburz]

Last quarter I rolled out Microsoft Copilot to 4,000 employees.

$30 per seat per month.

$1.4 million annually.

I called it "digital transformation."

The board loved that phrase.

They approved it in eleven minutes.

No one asked what it would actually do.

Including me.

I told everyone it would "10x productivity."

That's not a real number.

But it sounds like one.

HR asked how we'd measure the 10x.

I said we'd "leverage analytics dashboards."

They stopped asking.

Three months later I checked the usage reports.

47 people had opened it.

12 had used it more than once.

One of them was me.

I used it to summarize an email I could have read in 30 seconds.

It took 45 seconds.

Plus the time it took to fix the hallucinations.

But I called it a "pilot success."

Success means the pilot didn't visibly fail.

The CFO asked about ROI.

I showed him a graph.

The graph went up and to the right.

It measured "AI enablement."

I made that metric up.

He nodded approvingly.

We're "AI-enabled" now.

I don't know what that means.

But it's in our investor deck.

A senior developer asked why we didn't use Claude or ChatGPT.

I said we needed "enterprise-grade security."

He asked what that meant.

I said "compliance."

He asked which compliance.

I said "all of them."

He looked skeptical.

I scheduled him for a "career development conversation."

He stopped asking questions.

Microsoft sent a case study team.

They wanted to feature us as a success story.

I told them we "saved 40,000 hours."

I calculated that number by multiplying employees by a number I made up.

They didn't verify it.

They never do.

Now we're on Microsoft's website.

"Global enterprise achieves 40,000 hours of productivity gains with Copilot."

The CEO shared it on LinkedIn.

He got 3,000 likes.

He's never used Copilot.

None of the executives have.

We have an exemption.

"Strategic focus requires minimal digital distraction."

I wrote that policy.

The licenses renew next month.

I'm requesting an expansion.

5,000 more seats.

We haven't used the first 4,000.

But this time we'll "drive adoption."

Adoption means mandatory training.

Training means a 45-minute webinar no one watches.

But completion will be tracked.

Completion is a metric.

Metrics go in dashboards.

Dashboards go in board presentations.

Board presentations get me promoted.

I'll be SVP by Q3.

I still don't know what Copilot does.

But I know what it's for.

It's for showing we're "investing in AI."

Investment means spending.

Spending means commitment.

Commitment means we're serious about the future.

The future is whatever I say it is.

As long as the graph goes up and to the right.

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@doitbigchicago But impossible to size well without moving it too much with that kind of liq

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@doitbigchicago Oh so you could find a shoe with low volume and take a massive L on a sale but if u have enough size betting price goes down…

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@billytinkle Thank you Matt gay, once again clutching up for us

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@DCzWall My goat, securing us the 3rd pick in a lost season.

[PFT Commenter @PFTCommenter]

If u think Jayden Daniels should come back this year w this team you should get your head examined

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@wicccsterr Shut him down FC, honestly a win this weekend would be terrible for the franchise. Accept it’s a rebuild year, play the young guys, and let us know what we actually need for next year.

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@socal_commander @Wommandrs Only commander willing to tackle RBs lmao

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@ChefDoomy What a coincidence lol, didn’t even know

[vittorio @IterIntellectus]

If you are so smart, why are you sad?

Turns out you’re stupid

[Jonah @jvb_xyz]

>be me
>landlord in LA
>rent house in the hills to 25yo CFO of a “real estate company”
>arrives in lime-green Bentley w/ influencer "gf" + emotional support micro-poodle
>stops paying rent
>emails me a PDF from the county website saying “COVID-related income loss”
>nothing I can do, because LA = anarchy
>nonstop Eyes Wide Shut parties at my house
>dog melts my hardwood floors w/ atomic diarrhea
>claims poverty on paper while bottle-servicing magnums of Ace in my pool
>private jets to Paris, Tulum, Miami, Vegas
>"gf" showered w/ diamonds, birkin bags, red carpets, "chopper to 'chella"
>everything posted on instagram, lest there be any doubt
>eventually moves out, I celebrate prematurely
>sues me for 8figs the next morning, just to f with me
>2y legal war
>vanishes
>today: DOJ indicts him for stealing $130M from California’s homeless fund

may justice be served.