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Leah, allegedly. Doing every stupid thing that makes me feel alive. She/Her

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Do you like pigeons?
Dandelions?
Hastily written poetry chapbooks?
Do you think anhedonia would be a beautiful name for a baby girl?
Of course you do. You all have great taste. Buy my book about it ⬇️

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Incredible if circumstantially unfortunate to learn that the answer to “would I have the wherewithal to get involved as a bystander if I witnessed violence” is a resounding YES. Idk what possessed me but I charged that man like a small but rabid animal (I’m fine)

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PEGLAR BONES CONFIRMED
(insert joke about Bridgens here) https://t.co/wethUWiYwy

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Delighted to learn that she was a fashion icon?? Her signature was apparently navy blue suits from the youth boys section of stores

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Crawling out of my cloister to spread the word to my Polar People that the incomparable Blair Braverman has a new survival podcast called What to Carry, What to Burn and the first episode is about Ada Blackjack

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@fauxshizzle Small Game by Blair Braverman

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Hi, I’m pocket mouse, and my last meal would be:
-old fashioned
-peanut butter and jelly sandwich on toasted wheat bread

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movie show book album

I’ve lost the plot on what this says about me

[k snap @fauxshizzle]

movie show book album

I just like media about siblings ok

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thank fucking god neda week is almost over. more like I neda be a lot less aware of 90% of these posts, am I right?

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Crashing out at one of my grad school professors knocking 10% off my grade because I was “getting close” to not making the word count range

DID I OR DID I NOT MAKE THE WORD COUNT RANGE

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Need to invest in Going Out clothes with more pockets bc I’m responsible enough to be the girl with Narcan and a granola bar but not responsible enough to keep track of a purse while I’m dancing

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You can call me bossy if you want to BUT you must demonstrate that you understand the difference between a woman who is just assertive and me, bossy, because I’m the oldest child

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I booked a therapy appointment online and they immediately sent me E L E V E N emails AND two texts, and now I need more therapy than I did five minutes ago so good businessing I guess

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I miss living in a terrible cold place and having friendships deep enough to suffer consequences when you’re doing bad

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There are many ways in which West Coast culture is great but the “you’re doing you! love it! slay!” attitude is a mindfuck when you’re actively deteriorating and you have an implicit obligation to insist that the deterioration is indeed “just doing you”

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Meijer penny pony, 12 foot home depot skeleton, Garibaldo the Brazilian Big Bird, taxidermy pole dancer mouse

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If you were Elphaba what 4 twisted things would you turn your friends into. I would do abraham lincoln animatronic, coca cola box snowman, hobby horse, chainsaw carved bear

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I’ve been getting into Arthurian tales and it seems to be
10% accept cool gifts from stones and lakes
90% DO NOT accept cool gifts from anyone else

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Petition to get Freddie Wong on Last Meals pls and thank you

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Eating a vegetarian chili dog and drinking a non alcoholic beer like the half-assed non practicing American I am

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Does anyone want my rocky road recipe that I’m using to take the friendship out of “friendly competition” at work today?
Local roommates rave: “holy smokes” and “my mom liked it”

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@probably_ayla So wild to hear gym guys talk about food. Like I thought we all knew to keep those thoughts on the inside?? Did you not also get that memo in that consequential 14th year of girlhood, my brother??