little demon boy

solo se que no se nada. Follow me I am a leader. Aggresively happy person. Young senior citizen. Stop reading this and follow me!

[little demon boy @Pockuss]

Croissants are hella good bruh…. The French went crazy on that one

[little demon boy @Pockuss]

@Koza2k_ @devkonn It’s soooo stupid, I play in open runs in real life and I can make passes in the air going for a layup. It takes just a little bit of verticality, core strength, and court mapping but enough to where normal dudes can do it, much less a supposed NBA player that can pass like LBJ

[Thomas Massie @RepThomasMassie]

Tonight, Congress will vote to lower the age to prosecute minors as adults from 16 down to 14 in DC.

Let me get this straight:

Congress wants to prosecute 14 yr. olds as adults, but they don’t want to prosecute adults who sexually abuse 14 year olds?

Release the Epstein files.

[Austen Allred @Austen]

So you have tiers:

$1m for US citizenship.

$5m for spending 3/4 of the year in the US without having to pay taxes.

Wild.

[Emir Han @RealEmirHan]

The voice of Boo in Monsters, Inc. was so young, she couldn’t follow a script. The crew just followed her around with a mic and stitched together her lines from her playtime chatter—pure magic turned into movie dialogue.

[Zaid Jilani @ZaidJilani]

I don’t see how anyone looks at this and thinks all is well here

[Clash Report @clashreport]

Reporter: Should a President in office be engaged in so much business activity?

Trump: Where are you from?

Reporter: Australia.

Trump: You are hurting Australia very much right now. I will tell about this to your leader.

Reporter: Excuse me.

Trump: Be quiet.

[Max @kinespheric_]

Dropping your AirPods case produces the most looney tunes interaction ever invented. It follows its own clownish physics.

[Tim Miller @Timodc]

Another victim of political violence who deserves to be memorialized and honored is David Rose who was gunned down by a radical as he ran to protect employees of the CDC.

A beautiful tribute from @BillKristol in today's newsletter.

https://t.co/tp3WzDmj52

[Isaiah Martin @isaiahrmartin]

I WILL BE INTRODUCING THE MELISSA HORTMAN/CHARLIE KIRK GUN
SAFETY ACT TO MANDATE FEDERAL BACKGROUND CHECKS TO PURCHASE A FIREARM! WE ALSO NEED RED FLAG LAWS, MORE PENALTIES FOR POLITICAL VIOLENCE, AND MORE FUNDING FOR MENTAL HEALTH PROGRAMS! TOO MANY LIVES HAVE BEEN LOST!

[Stephen Silver @StephenSilver]

It's the Wire episode where they meet with the genius FBI profiler who caught the Unabomber, and McNulty goes "didn't that take 15 years? And his brother turned him in?" https://t.co/9lxDYI4Mb9

[little demon boy @Pockuss]

@devkonn FLOAT GAME

[૮ ˶ᵔ ᵕ ᵔ˶ ა @CBD42O]

every day we inch closer to "protein vape" being real. i know someone out there is in the lab giving rats a new type of cancer trying to figure it out

[brandon* @brndxix]

just a truly incredible headline, one for the ages

[Oliver Traldi @olivertraldi]

There is something so disgusting about so many young tech people - how they think, how they talk, how they act - and apparently there are no feedback mechanisms and no guideposts toward a less grotesque culture

[Autism Capital 🧩 @AutismCapital]

This is what positive masculinity looks like. He gets the ball, does his victory battle cry, sees the girl, here you go, she raises her hands in joy. This is beautiful.
https://t.co/DubJ1APGwF

[harry @oksunflowers]

sometimes you see the tip of the iceberg on some discourse and you just have to let it float by without further looking into it

[Zach Connor @ZachC03]

@DragonflyJonez The list of people appearing in this comp is also insane…LeBron Kobe Vince Carter Dwight Howard KD. ANYBODY could get it from Wade

[little demon boy @Pockuss]

I’m open to it lol

[New York Post @nypost]

Curtis Sliwa calls for feral cat ‘colonies’ to claw back at NYC rat problem: ‘Caped crusaders at night’ https://t.co/95caZYKjGQ