Taut Plastic Corpse

Oklahoma girl in California. My blood type is Dr. Pepper. Abortion is healthcare.

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[mark benton @markbenton100]

Save BBC1’s Shakespeare and Hathaway, we want more episodes - Sign the Petition! https://t.co/srmDaBgySE via @UKChange

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@utterutterbolox @AlexHorne

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@Theresaroets911 Miss Olivia

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@richardosman Great British Baking Show

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@rhysjamesy ...Tom yelled around the crisps falling from his lips

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My poor pup's eye infection has turned her into a zombie 😭

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#TheOtherOne is fantastic! Cat and Cathy are hilarious!

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Me to 99% of humans.

[Susie Dent @susie_dent]

Word of the morning is 'forwallowed' (15th century): exhausted from tossing and turning all night.

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@ziggily @grahamwalker She didn't.

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@ziggily @grahamwalker That's a good system.

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@ziggily @grahamwalker She was in a car accident. We read about it in the newspaper a week later. The kid might be fine, but parents rarely think about not coming back. Always leave a second number!

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Not for all the money in the world. 10 is barely old enough to sit in the front seat.

[Graham Walker, MD @grahamwalker]

Would you allow a 10 year-old to babysit your newborn? Asking for a state legislature.

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@ziggily @grahamwalker I was 12, babysitting a 2 year old with my mother present. Thank goodness because the mother never came back! My mom ended up calling CPS.

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@ThatEricAlper

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@stormearden Thank you! And 😂😂😂😂

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It's cloudy and cool, so crochet it is! #crochet #blankey

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@muchado33 And part of my 30s.

[Much Ado about Abby Normal🧠🤯 @muchado33]

I have been guilty of this before.