PodcastoftheCentury

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The only way he can cum is being martyr-carried by train passengers. #FakeSpiderManFacts

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He let Uncle Ben die to inherit his rice empire. #FakeSpiderManFacts

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@Diane_7A It's the face of a man who has just smelled his own fart and is ashamed that he is now aroused.

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If you tell me you have a fur baby I'm just going to assume your kid has hypertrichosis and you're kind of an asshole about it.

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Pudd Fistington #UnwantedPornNames

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Powerful Yogurt: For when your masculinity is so fragile you won't eat healthy things unless we slap a bull's head on it so you don't feel girly. #RealisticCommercialSlogans

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@DiscordianKitty Where are white guys supposed to go to find representation in hero roles? I mean besides 95 percent of existing media.

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#MyParentsThinkThatIm a miracle worker. I keep telling them I'm not Anne Sullivan but they won't buy it.

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#MyParentsThinkThatIm well-adjusted but that only applies to my package.

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#MyParentsThinkThatIm mildly autistic because of something they did, although if they're referring to having sex to create me they are technically correct.

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@JohnRJohnson20 I understand completely

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Dearest Steven,
I have been captured by the red hats. One of them asked if I was one of "the gays". I informed that I had yet to reach such a lofty position and was unlikely to do so until the new Homoverlord is appointed in the Fall. #SecondCivilWar

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Dearest Samantha,
Know that I shall return to your embrace once this fight against tyranny is over and freedom has been secured. also, do not open the folder on my laptop marked "tax stuff" for the images within are not meant for thee. #secondcivilwarletters

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The only thing we have to fear is fear itself, and vacuums and fireworks. #CatPresidentialSlogans

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Vote Fluffkins. The only nose up his ass is his own. #CatPresidentialSlogans

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@WineMummy @hdtorch If the theme is to the tune of Flash by Queen I would watch said musical.

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#WhyINeedARobot Sometimes a lack of fingerprints comes in handy and no, I will not be answering any follow-up questions.

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You can donate to creatures from Native American folklore by going to https://t.co/fg0J9fcKpE #FakeHorrorFilmFacts

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@hamberfroze Adequate lighting

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The Avocadoogooder #MillennialAvengers