Stupid boys think politicians pay me when I meet them to remind them that their unity of purpose is critical in the lives of citizens.
The politicians I met are on this app, they can say how much they pay me.
Some of us are so bothered by the disunity, not the money.
Men,
Once you become fat,
your posture changes.
Your libido decreases.
Your energy level diminishes.
Your attractiveness declines.
Your testosterone goes down.
Your penis becomes short.
Your brain shrinks.
Unfat.
Men,
A man must learn the skill of letting go.
Not every argument needs a winner.
Not every space needs to be filled with your opinion.
Not every wrong needs to be corrected by you.
When you choose your battles carefully, you win the important ones.
#MasculinitySaturday