dan

[Spencer Hakimian @SpencerHakimian]

Trump: “You will no longer pay rent. You no longer have to pay interest on your mortgage, and no longer gonna have to pay for food. I'm gonna give you free food.”

[Milfski @Nilkski_]

I’ve never seen a family in a cybertruck. Just an ugly dude by himself.

[Xbox Nostalgia @Xbox_Nostalgia]

Greg Hastings Paintball 2 (2010)

[will @EmoFoucault]

Me standing on the second floor of the library

[charlie @BUNNlCULA]

i asked the New Coworker if he drinks, what bars he’s liking in the city etc. said recently he’s been drinking just straight disaronno at home. okay nevermind

[َ @4NGELWING]

all quiet on the frontal lobe

[Talkin' Baseball @TalkinBaseball_]

Venezuela cruises to a win over Israel

[SNY Mets @SNY_Mets]

The Mets get the win against Team Israel!

[Darts @Mr_Darts1]

IT IS NOW CALLED ICE FOOTBALL

[tea ༘⋆ @mistltea]

the lion is very close to choosing permanent solutions for temporary problems

[normie 𓆏🦔 @KellytoyDK]

when I pass away I kindly ask that my best friends do not reveal text messages where I am queening out over Nicki Minaj

[David Freedlander @freedlander]

Mamdani tells the press that Cuomo is still running because “Andrew Cuomo is someone who doesn’t understand that no means no”

[Channel 5 @Channel5iveNews]

Melania Trump threatened Hunter Biden with a billion dollar lawsuit, demanding we retract our last interview and Hunter issue a formal apology. His response:

[no context dexter @oocdexter]

Dexter & Rita if Rita installed a Ring camera

[Ben @indubitablee17]

2015 - you had to be there

[andy sibbs 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 @sibbsbutemo]

IT'S FRIDAY NIGHT BAYBEE

[฿₳₮₮ⱠɆ ฿ɎⱤĐ @BattleByrd]

Man get that outta my face and change the oil...

[Comrade Stump @GranTorinoDSA]

Elon waking up from his drug binge to find himself on a plane to El Salvador like the opening Skyrim cutscene.