Krista 🇵🇸🇵🇸🇵🇸

she/her/hers

[Thrilla the Gorilla @ThrillaRilla369]

If paying a cashier a living wage will make prices go up. Why doesn't replacing cashiers with Self Checkouts make prices go down?

[Krista 🇵🇸🇵🇸🇵🇸 @poisonchick]

Bro, shut up already.

https://t.co/oy3rbyMmqX

[Matt Gaetz @mattgaetz]

Bro we need your vote.

I hate the war too.

But the Democrats want to trans your kids.

[YFK 友 @YourFriendKyle_]

There are actual human beings that will try & tell you In-N-Out isn't elite. Stay the fuck away from those people.

[Dylan Ali @dylanali_]

“Millennials too scared to do” lol millennials r the reason casual dress in office spaces and visibly tattooed execs exist btw

[Krista 🇵🇸🇵🇸🇵🇸 @poisonchick]

@alex_is_shook Also, as someone with pretty gnarly ADHD, I know coffee can be soothing to a lot of folx so please - bring whatever you like. I’m not looking at your drink choice, especially in today’s job market 😂

[Krista 🇵🇸🇵🇸🇵🇸 @poisonchick]

@alex_is_shook As someone who does hiring? Please bring a beverage (obviously, preferably non-alcoholic) because you’ll probably be nervous and I’d rather you be hydrated than get cottonmouth……and I have to look at those stringy things on the side of your mouth. 😑😭😂

[Yeah Yeah! @YeahYeahOkBro]

I DO NOT NEED TWO FACTOR AUTHENTICATION TO PAY MY ELECTRICITY BILL. LET ANYONE IN THAT MOTHERFUCKER IF THEY WANT TO PAY IT

[Chase Mitchell @ChaseMit]

Interesting that half of the manosphere is in jail for rape and the other half is visiting the White House, wonder if that means anything

[MP Arizona☀️🏳️‍🌈💙🌵🐕🐕‍🦺🫂💦🏜🐟🌴🎙🌎🌻♍️🌊 @AzPetrich]

REMINDER: he was a punchline in the 90's. What the fuck were you people thinking???

[eguapo 👑 @thetrillgent]

I tried dolly parton’s “5 layer dinner” & like her, looks can be deceiving. the juices from the veggies cook down & it has my apt smelling so good. RIP dolly! 🦋

[Agita Christie @pagan_hoetry]

They’ll kill me for saying this but if you’re good enough at your job you can roll in a few minutes late with an iced coffee on a regular basis and no one says shit about it

[Rebekah Jones @GeoRebekah]

Dude beats his wife, beats his children, and turns a profit after wielding his misogyny like a weapon against a mentally ill woman??

Now jurors know they can throw a trial and be paid handsomely. Jurors should not be allowed to financially benefit from cases.

Only in America...

[Art Crunchy @ArtCrunchy]

Raise your hand if you'd pay a lot less at the pump and let Iran get a nuke.

[Krista 🇵🇸🇵🇸🇵🇸 @poisonchick]

They pulled off SoCal Kaiser’s model via AI, and made a shit ton more money by doing so.

And then insurance companies wonder why they’re being hunted.

YOU’RE KILLING OUR PARENTS AND GRANDPARENTS FFS.

[Melanie D'Arrigo @DarrigoMelanie]

That 90% error rate generated a lot of profit for UnitedHealth, while likely killing people.

For-profit healthcare shouldn’t exist.

[Dino 🇵🇸 🇺🇸 @Homiedino]

Beats up a rapist in 12 seconds
Says a prayer in Arabic for his dead family members
Proudly represents Palestinians

Beastmode

[MaxB @MegaMaxing]

The funniest part is people thinking Terry Crews being this good at drawing is random. 😭

He had an Art SCHOLARSHIP before a football scholarship, worked as a courtroom sketch artist in Flint, and when NFL teams cut him, he sold portraits to teammates for around $5,000 to help support his family.

Acting is not where the talent started. Drawing was paying bills before Hollywood ever knew his name.

[Clarence Thomas the Tank Engine @TheRealJChubby]

Not to be all tin foil hat or whatever but the destruction of the U.S. economy for working people this year has been stunningly deliberate.

[Kyle Seraphin @KyleSeraphin]

We should study this type of faggotry...

2 years apart

[Joshua Martin @JoshuaRMartin]

This needs to happen in every state immediately.

[Tim Sharp 🍊 🍊 🇺🇸 @realtimsharp]

Remember when everyone hated Joe Biden for this?