Ania Ƶmyslo

when I die post my drafts

[L 🇨🇦 @Ann_Hedonia1]

My banking app let me know I’m spending more than usual as if I can do anything about that

[Ania Ƶmyslo @polakanddropit]

So C.o.D is the daddy, Sims is the mommy, and Fortnite is the abortion conversation that daddy lost

[JP 🍍 @JPLFR80]

I wonder how many times I have died on fuck, marry, kill

[Ania Ƶmyslo @polakanddropit]

How can we continue to allow "I'm down for that" and "I'm up for that" to mean the same thing

[Papii🥤 @ammalusty]

Post McDonald's clarity is insane. Why did I do that

[Cons @CaptainCons]

In the last week I’ve gone from

Heat on
Heat off
Heat off windows open
A/C on
A/C off windows open
Windows closed
Windows closed heat on

[Ania Ƶmyslo @polakanddropit]

Happy 420 to all millennials and Taurus; special s/o to my goat Randy Marsh before dumbass that Tegridy storyline

[Ania Ƶmyslo @polakanddropit]

Just go ahead and draft em all 🧍‍♂️

[Ania Ƶmyslo @polakanddropit]

Kanye never left I never left Kanye

[Horse @TheFlowHorse]

Back in my day we had a word for looksmaxxing, it was called metrosexuals.

[Ania Ƶmyslo @polakanddropit]

Unironically Joe Dirt might be one of the best movies ever made best stories ever told

[Ania Ƶmyslo @polakanddropit]

The United States of America has rammed the Betsy Ross into the anus of the sport of hockey and IT IS CONQUERED!!!!! USA 🇺🇸USA 🇺🇸USA 🇺🇸

[Ania Ƶmyslo @polakanddropit]

Anyone else on John Kirikau tok? That man is so FOIIIINNNEE

[maybe danielle 💻🚛🇺🇸 @maybedanielleee]

For those that moved to the South, please say the following statement 25 times — “We DO NOT call the cops on kids doing donuts in empty parking lots.”

We don’t do that. You don’t do that. Thank you.

[Ania Ƶmyslo @polakanddropit]

Drake, part of your Super Bowl training as the future Dynasty QB of America is to learn this prayer

[Barstool Sports @barstoolsports]

For the First Time in 7 years the New England Patriots are going back to the Super Bowl

The long drought is finally over

[TCL @TitleTalkTCL]

"Why are Patriots fans celebrating the Bills losing like this?"

Pats fans:

[Ania Ƶmyslo @polakanddropit]

I want science to find a way to bottle Jonas Brother biceps and prescribe it to me daily

[Ania Ƶmyslo @polakanddropit]

Being mean to men puts me in such a good mood!!!!!!