❛ ── 𝓜𝐚𝐱. ೄ

⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀⠀⠀ ⠀◤ ✘𖦹 𝖳𝖨𝖬𝖤 𝖶𝖠𝖱𝖱𝖨𝖮𝖱. 𖦹✘ ◢ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀

[❛ ── 𝓜𝐚𝐱. ೄ @polarizedrewind]

⠀
𒍦 ❛ 𝗔𝗹𝗹 𝗜 𝗿𝗲𝗮𝗹𝗹𝘆 𝗰𝗿𝗲𝗮𝘁𝗲𝗱 𝘄𝗮𝘀 𝗷𝘂𝘀𝘁 *𝖉𝖊𝖆𝖙𝖍 . . ˊˎ-

ᅠ

˚₊· ͟͟͞͞➳ an indie portrayal of
maxine caulfield from
life is strange. ➴҉

ᅠ

-ˏˋ . . 𝗮𝗻𝗱 *𝖉𝖊𝖘𝖙𝖗𝖚𝖈𝖙𝖎𝖔𝖓! ❜ 𒍧
⠀

[❛ ── 𝓩𝐨𝐞𝐲. ೄ @pacificminx]

⠀
𒍦 ❛ *𝐖𝐇𝐎𝐀! 𝗧𝗵𝗶𝘀 𝗶𝘀 𝗺𝘆 𝙧𝙤𝙤𝙢?
𝗢𝗵 𝗺𝘆 𝗚𝗼𝗱, 𝗜 𝗰𝗮𝗻 𝘀𝗲𝗲 . . ˊˎ-

ᅠ

˚₊· ͟͟͞͞➳ an indie portrayal of
zoey brooks
from zoey 101. ➴҉

ᅠ

-ˏˋ . . 𝘁𝗵𝗲 *𝒐𝒄𝒆𝒂𝒏 𝗳𝗿𝗼𝗺 𝗵𝗲𝗿𝗲! ❜ 𒍧
⠀

[❛ ── 𝓜𝐚𝐱. ೄ @polarizedrewind]

⠀
[Yeah? Two can play it at this game. Max may or may not have used her rewind powers to cheat her way into this pun-up.]

❝Sure. What should I start with? The ‘𝗛𝗼𝗹𝗺𝗶𝘂𝗺, 𝗛𝗼𝗹𝗺𝗶𝘂𝗺, 𝗛𝗼𝗹𝗺𝗶𝘂𝗺’ ornaments or the Partridge in a 𝙋𝙚𝙩𝙧𝙞?❞

[˗ˏˋ Warren Graham ˎˊ˗ @freaksbuster]

[A bashful grin tugs at his lips. No harm done, he knows Max is only teasing.]

It's very advanced punology stuff. I don't expect everyone to get it.

Feelin' like helping with setting up the Chemistree, now I've explained the word in great details?

[❛ ── 𝓜𝐚𝐱. ೄ @polarizedrewind]

⠀
❝Oh─ . . well, I’m glad I can provide 𝙨𝙤𝙢𝙚 comfort on this campus, especially with all those Bigfoots stomping around.❞

[The latter’s smile was mirrored, digits sheepishly adjusting her shoulder strap.]

[❛ ── 𝓜𝐚𝐱. ೄ @polarizedrewind]

⠀
❝Everything is a picture, waiting to be taken.❞

[Cue the photographer snapping her retro Polaroid at the reader, blinding them for a split second with the flash. Max couldn’t help herself.]

[❛ ── 𝓜𝐚𝐱. ೄ @polarizedrewind]

@amellowblonde ⠀
⠀ ⠀⠀✎ ⨾ ─ yes 😭

[❛ ── 𝓜𝐚𝐱. ೄ @polarizedrewind]

⠀
⠀ ⠀⠀✎ ⨾ ─ oh my gAWD I WAS A FETUS

[Cʜʟᴏᴇ Pʀɪᴄᴇ. @MoshPitIsANoGo]

||.🌷 Writer reveal!

My name is Jada, I'm 15, and I figured out this game exists last Wednesday. Strange, I know, but I'm in LOVE with it! 💞

[❛ ── 𝓜𝐚𝐱. ೄ @polarizedrewind]

⠀
⠀ ⠀⠀✎ ⨾ ─ i haven’t rped pricefield since 2017. 😩

[❛ ── 𝓜𝐚𝐱. ೄ @polarizedrewind]

⠀
❝Wowser. Thanks, Brooke─! Never thought I’d be included in 𝙖𝙣𝙮𝙩𝙝𝙞𝙣𝙜 cool.❞

[❛ ── 𝓜𝐚𝐱. ೄ @polarizedrewind]

⠀
[Freckled visage turning over to face the other, a kind smile appeared on her face, digits tapping lightly onto her Polaroid camera as a fidget.]

❝Just for being nice? That says a lot about the students at Blackwell, doesn’t it?❞

[❛ ── 𝓜𝐚𝐱. ೄ @polarizedrewind]

⠀
❝Poor Samuel. Communicating with the critters every morning is a bit out of the norm, but not enough to be labeled as ‘𝘄𝗲𝗶𝗿𝗱.’ A harmless and gentle soul.❞

[❛ ── 𝓜𝐚𝐱. ೄ @polarizedrewind]

⠀
⠀ ⠀⠀✎ ⨾ ─ i’m definitely up for that!

[❛ ── 𝓜𝐚𝐱. ೄ @polarizedrewind]

⠀
⠀ ⠀⠀✎ ⨾ ─ 🥺

[❛ ── 𝓜𝐚𝐱. ೄ @polarizedrewind]

⠀
❝I don’t need to be nosy to see how much of a 𝘿𝙄𝘾𝙆 you are, Logan.❞

[Looks like Max is still on her invincibility streak, despite her usual shy demeanor.]

❝You think I can’t see you sexing up every female in front of you, even 𝙖𝙛𝙩𝙚𝙧 ditching Dana?❞

[⋆˚࿔ 𝚕𝚘𝚐𝚊𝚗 𝚛𝚘𝚋𝚎𝚛𝚝𝚜𝚘𝚗. @BigfootsBully]

“That’s Dana business and my business, and 𝙊𝙐𝙍𝙎 alone. Does Dana know you’re being a nosy bitch?”

His hackles were definitely raised. Teeth clenching, his fists continued to ball.

“Leave me alone, Max.”

[❛ ── 𝓜𝐚𝐱. ೄ @polarizedrewind]

⠀
❝Mind 𝙗𝙡𝙤𝙬𝙣, Warren.❞

[A cheeky smile is on her face, slender arms crossed over her Polaroid strap.]

[˗ˏˋ Warren Graham ˎˊ˗ @freaksbuster]

See, not only is 'Chemistree' a portmanteau word made with 'chemistry' and 'tree', it's also close enough to the word 'Christmas' that it sounds like 'Christmas tree'! Boom! Three way pun! Did I blow your mind?

[❛ ── 𝓜𝐚𝐱. ೄ @polarizedrewind]

⠀
❝If I don’t, then why are you getting defensive? For a *𝐁𝐢𝐠𝐟𝐨𝐨𝐭, you suck at covering your tracks, dude.❞

[The anger brewing was mutual; she felt terrible for what Dana had to go through, and knew it was enough to get at least 𝙨𝙤𝙢𝙚 justice.]

[⋆˚࿔ 𝚕𝚘𝚐𝚊𝚗 𝚛𝚘𝚋𝚎𝚛𝚝𝚜𝚘𝚗. @BigfootsBully]

The shocked expression on Logan’s face said it all. The last thing he had been expecting to talk about (with Max Caulfield of all people) was about that.

Ears turning a dark shade of red, fist clenching, he looks away.

“Shut the hell up, Max. You don’t know anything.”

[❛ ── 𝓜𝐚𝐱. ೄ @polarizedrewind]

⠀
❝Are they, now?❞

[˗ˏˋ Warren Graham ˎˊ˗ @freaksbuster]

Some puns are born more gifted than others!

[❛ ── 𝓢𝐭𝐞𝐩𝐡. ೄ @lesbeaniein]

⠀
𒍦 ❛ 𝗛𝗼𝗹𝘆 𝙛𝙪𝙘𝙠, 𝘀𝗵𝗲 𝗴𝗮𝘃𝗲 𝗺𝗲 𝗮 *𝐫𝐨𝐬𝐞. 𝗧𝗶𝗺𝗲 𝘁𝗼 𝘀𝘁𝗲𝗽 . . ˊˎ-

ᅠ

˚₊· ͟͟͞͞➳ an indie portrayal of
steph gingrich from
life is strange. ➴҉

ᅠ

-ˏˋ . . 𝗶𝘁 𝘂𝗽, 𝗚𝗶𝗻𝗴𝗿𝗶𝗰𝗵. ❜ 𒍧
⠀

[❛ ── 𝓜𝐚𝐱. ೄ @polarizedrewind]

⠀
[Max Caulfield has a reputation of being nosy, which includes snooping through things and rewinding to grasp that knowledge without upsetting her friends. Such as this instance.]

❝You knocked her up and just 𝙡𝙚𝙛𝙩? Pathetic letters aren’t gonna FIX that shit.❞

[⋆˚࿔ 𝚕𝚘𝚐𝚊𝚗 𝚛𝚘𝚋𝚎𝚛𝚝𝚜𝚘𝚗. @BigfootsBully]

“… … …”

He’s surprisingly quiet. A frown forms on his lips, slowly becoming more pronounced as her words - the implication behind them - bury into his brain.

[❛ ── 𝓜𝐚𝐱. ೄ @polarizedrewind]

⠀
❝‘𝗖𝗵𝗲𝗺𝗶𝘀𝘁𝗿𝗲𝗲’ . . . yet you criticized me for my ‘𝗴𝗼-𝗱𝗶𝘂𝗺’ pun?❞

[˗ˏˋ Warren Graham ˎˊ˗ @freaksbuster]

No! We forgot to put up the Chemistree in the science lab! I gotta correct that!

[❛ ── 𝓜𝐚𝐱. ೄ @polarizedrewind]

⠀
❝You know exactly what I’m talking about, Robertson.❞

[The nosy brunette retaliated, tone sharp and her stare cold.]

❝Dana and I are 𝙛𝙧𝙞𝙚𝙣𝙙𝙨, you know.❞

[⋆˚࿔ 𝚕𝚘𝚐𝚊𝚗 𝚛𝚘𝚋𝚎𝚛𝚝𝚜𝚘𝚗. @BigfootsBully]

[Wait. 𝙒𝙝𝙖𝙩. Why did it sound like Max —

𝙃𝙪𝙝???]

What are you talking about, Caulfield?