BomchickaWowWow

Eat. Weigh. Crib. Repeat.

[Omar Abdullah @OmarAbdullah]

This is no ceasefire. The air defence units in the middle of Srinagar just opened up.

[BomchickaWowWow @polidn]

#iphone13 launch music - #DumMaroDum . Anyone else think this was them telling us how they came up with the "new features"?

[Techigai.io @Techigai_io]

Myth: Good programmers always write bug-free code.
Fact: Creating a bug-free program is a must; bug-free code writing is not. Good programmers don’t write programs with bugs on their mind.
#METgala2021 #Kardashians #ProgrammingHumor #CodingHumor #CodingLife #ProgrammingLife

[BomchickaWowWow @polidn]

Birthdays

Other years.
Bae: What do you want for your birthday?

Me: Buy me a few books from my wishlist and let's go travelling?

2020.
Bae: What do you want for your birthday?

Me: Fill out my tax returns.

#2020life

[BomchickaWowWow @polidn]

I like how 2020 has managed to change what 'TP' brings to your mind:

In March - #toiletpaper

In December - #Teleparty

#lifein2020

[BomchickaWowWow @polidn]

#MondayMotivation - me all morning...

[BomchickaWowWow @polidn]

#MondayMotivation - just discovered the meme generator in the office internal messenger.

[BomchickaWowWow @polidn]

Just realized that the opposite of #friyay is #Mmmkay, and we all know which day is getting rechristened in my calendar. #monday sorry not sorry.

[BomchickaWowWow @polidn]

Ohttps://share.pubgameshowtime.com/showimage.php?cdn=2&gameid=1320&image=test&title=titlecontent&descript=descriptcontent

[BomchickaWowWow @polidn]

Why am I like this. 😒

[BomchickaWowWow @polidn]

@cheesionette Lol

[BomchickaWowWow @polidn]

@cheesionette Just saw this. Sorry couldn't share an extremely weird ass meme. Good news is it's Wednesday today. 😛

[BomchickaWowWow @polidn]

Everyone else with Instagram music feature: woo hoo!

Me: thank God it's not voice enabled.

My 3yo 101 times a day: Alexa, play baby shark...
Siri, play baby shark....
Ok Google play baby shark...

#momlife #instagrammusic #babyshark

[BomchickaWowWow @polidn]

@dominos_india @swiggy_in @SwiggyCares The @dominos_india customer care feels their job is to only connect the call with the store. Said they "can't cancel or issue a refund coz it's already out for delivery". SMH. @swiggy_in cust care can only forward the Dominos cust care no. Went from HUNGRY to HANGRY real quick.

[BomchickaWowWow @polidn]

Ordered at 12:57 PM from @dominos_india via @swiggy_in. Still waiting for the pizzas. Tried multiple times to connect to the store. None got through. The store didn't even bother to call me back. Swiggy app shows that the Pizza is delivered. Hungry & disappointed. @SwiggyCares

[BomchickaWowWow @polidn]

@NeelGodhuli

[BomchickaWowWow @polidn]

Pondering over important stuff:
I understand the emotion behind writing ‘Loooooooool’ instead of LOL. But won’t it make more sense to say LLLLLLLLLLLLOL?

[flood @afloodofblood]

it's beginning to look a lot like fuck this.

[BomchickaWowWow @polidn]

@PoloGeeBee @KEbibliophile Exactly my question. I thought "omg yes!" to so many of the above tweets, But since I wasn't part of the drama, I don't know the context.

[BomchickaWowWow @polidn]

@PoloGeeBee