Edgar Allan Pole

Quothing on the daily is perfectly healthy and safe.

[Edgar Allan Pole @polierthanthou]

@ywomendeservles That room must smell terribly. I imagine the smell is a combination of a rancid rubbery smell of deteriorating latex or polyurethane as those condoms degrade & an ammonia reek of decomposing semen. A psychopathic woman & her disgusting trophies.

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@iAnonPatriot I just listen to heavy metal in my car while driving to or from work & I'm a well-adjusted guy. I often sing along. Women could do the same & save themselves the cost of an "anger retreat."

[Edgar Allan Pole @polierthanthou]

@RoyIsThaTruth We wuz judges n' sheiit.

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@bryan_johnson Come back in summer for Christmas & don't be such a bitch. There's nothing like a home with no air-conditioning & there's a roast in the oven for the obligatory Christmas lunch.

[Edgar Allan Pole @polierthanthou]

@SamaHoole I regularly do this for lunch at a Hungry Jacks near my work. Five 5' patties & five slices of cheese. The only thing I add is salt. The staff know me & because they're such champions, they give me a discount.

[Edgar Allan Pole @polierthanthou]

@TruthFairy131 Insane behaviour.

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@RazorFist I actually enjoyed it.

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@DrClownPhD That bitch is thick.

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@bear_ing I didn't even bother to watch it.

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@depressionlesss If you're scared if how kookaburras sound, then don't look up how koalas sound. Other than that, don't be a pussy.

[Edgar Allan Pole @polierthanthou]

@ywomendeservles That little kid has a war-weary look & has definitely seen some shit.

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@frozenaesthetic I'm a nerdy gym bro & there's plenty of us around. That said, you do you & whomever you want.

[Edgar Allan Pole @polierthanthou]

@frozenaesthetic Here in Australia as well. The trauma cuts deep.

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@frozenaesthetic Absolute brutality.

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@reddit_lies I've known a few couples with open relationships over the years & every single one ended badly. Inviting a third-party into a relationship might be exciting at first, but it's a recipe for disaster eventually.

[Edgar Allan Pole @polierthanthou]

@TruthFairy131 Who would've thought being dumb or retarded was a get-out-jail-free card when our prisons are filled with so many morons. It's almost by design, right?

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@Bladesmith2020 @RealPostFolder I'm Australian so please understand that when we refer to our close personal friends of good standing as good cunts, it's a kindness. However, in this case when I refer to you as a shit cunt, I'm not attaching any warm feelings. Best of luck with whatever you're doing, cunt.

[Edgar Allan Pole @polierthanthou]

@Icemanfity6 @Bladesmith2020 @RealPostFolder Who hurt you?

[Edgar Allan Pole @polierthanthou]

@Bladesmith2020 @RealPostFolder You, the implied reader, think that this story is true & I don't actually care. Don't be retarded, chump.

[Edgar Allan Pole @polierthanthou]

@RealPostFolder The souls of the dead are watching you while you masturbate & worse, while you make financial decisions.