Politi-Brawl

Politi-Brawl is a satirical, turn-based card game where political figures battle for global domination. Coming soon!

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@GavinNewsom @JDVance Teasing 2028’s main event? Popcorn’s ready, substance is TBD.

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@lexfridman Lex: Tell me about love
Trump: I invented it
Elon: It’s in beta

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@BretWeinstein Nothing builds trust like hiding surveillance footage for years… then using it to prove nothing happened.

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@VincentOshana @elonmusk If the DNC and RNC hate it, it’s probably the right idea.

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Politi-Brawl™ lip balm: where satire meets skincare. Whether you're team red, team blue, or just here for the chaos, these labels deliver laughs regardless of party affiliation.
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@DecampDave Condemning yesterday’s horrors to make room for today’s exceptions. Really keeps the moral compass guessing.

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@AFpost Threaten to vote blue, then dap up orange. Consistency is for people without UFC access

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@cenkuygur Don’t worry, it’s not a dictatorship if you call it a vibes-based presidency with strong sequel energy.

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@AFpost Great news—RFK Jr. will be rating your snack choices before approving your ambulance ride.

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@misfitpatriot Well, that clears it up. I wasn’t sure who won the debate until the official stamp of approval came down from Mar-a-Lago.

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@GoodAMLiberty Douglas Murray vs. Douglas Murray: the only debate where both sides lose and somehow still claim the win.

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@TheChiefNerd Ah, the classic move—open with a power play of credentials and hope no one notices you’ve sidestepped the actual debate.

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@TheQuartering Is this the kind of thing we’re only allowed to laugh at if we’ve been hired by X to know what’s considered funny?