Waldo Butters

Got a body for me to examine? Just say the word. I'll do some minor medical treatments too, just.. don't make it too commonplace, please.

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@John_Marcone Oh, yeah. That makes me feel a whole lot better. Thanks.

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@JaredKincaid I was trying to politely say that he surprises nobody. @NicodemusFallen

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My wages are apparently common knowledge. Ouch. And I thought my pride could fall no lower.

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@varisklere @NicodemusFallen Hey. I'm not THAT fast.

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@NicodemusFallen Not really.

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@NicodemusFallen @JaredKincaid I dare you to be surprising at least once in your life.

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@JaredKincaid Hamburgers are fine. Hamburgers splattered with the blood of mine enemies? Not so much.

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@JaredKincaid Pretty sure only a small percentage of the world would agree with you on that one, man.

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@JaredKincaid But you haven't ever gotten to ride a dinosaur into battle, have you?

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@ClockworkJedi @NicodemusFallen @HarriedWizard @John_Marcone No need to fluff up that particular ego there, pal. WE get to deal with it.

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@Karrin_Murphy Should we start going through the whole "my life is a lie" mid-life crisis?

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We're.. our lives are for the amusement of others? Where the heck did my college years go to?

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@mrs_amoracchius I-I was trying to be clever, Mrs. Carpenter. Besides, you and your family fall into "friends" more than "acquaintances".

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Happy early New Year, everyone. My resolution is to widen my acquaintance choices. Current ones.. they've gotta be unhealthy.

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@NicodemusFallen @John_Marcone Pretty sure there's a very, very good reason for that.

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@NicodemusFallen @John_Marcone @HarriedWizard Oh. Gosh. That's so tempting I can't even put it into words.

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@NicodemusFallen @John_Marcone @HarriedWizard ..what.. what host in their right mind would.. Do people actually invite you to parties?

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@NicodemusFallen @PadawanMolly @PhoenixJustice @HarriedWizard It'd probably be an accurate representation nonetheless.

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@JaredKincaid @Ivy_the_Archive It's likely she could argue that she's also paying for the use of your space.

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@Ivy_the_Archive @JaredKincaid I feel like this is a story I need to hear.